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Reminds me of having Barton. So easy for other players to wind him up.

Both were yellows IMHO

Deserved it 100%. Shelvey is a complete liability, and on this evidence, not even that good.

And this is why you have a squad, Mike.

Another Shelvey hoof

We don't look anywhere near as quick as them. Physically or mentally. Might just be my pessimism though.

If that's the case, and we aren't 'stepping up' our interest, surely that is evidence to suggest that until players leave, there will be no new signings. Totally brainless way of doing business. And yes, you can say maybe he doesn't want to come here. But given Benitez mentioned him directly, and there is obviously a lot of work done to assess a player's interest before approaching them formally, it's unlikely to be the case.

Rumoured potential of a possible bid, yet it's still

Such a blatant pen! Ref looks like he's going for a pint in the local pub straight after.

I expected more from them, but it seems they finished bottom half last year and they look it. They just about avoided relegation during a season where they sold a number of their best players.

Mitro with a chance already. Never fills me with confidence.

Can't speak about MM, but I know Alex and went to school with him. Normally a polite and decent lad, just think things came out the wrong way from GF. As for the other individuals purportedly contacting authorities and other media outlets...

That would be Florian Lejaune, but close...

That was such a chance for Ronaldo.

My word!

In stitches with Mike Dean

3 days and the improvement is massive. We were never going to transform overnight, but it is so refreshing to see us actually have a plan on how to defend, and some thought being out into how to attack.

Ref has completely lost the game like. Playing to the crowd.

Glad it wasn't just me.

Mitro battled for the ball on the wing, bounced clear but he continued running forward, no one tracked him, through ball through the centre, slid past oncoming keeper from just outside the box

Mason is a right c*** like.

Goodness Gracious.

17 minutes

Same players (roughly) as Everton, and yet more intent to play football in first 2 mins than last 90 mins. Criminal.