Willow

loic stop the ____ goalkicks (don't be too high) dummy get up further/higher? matthew be careful (give to ___?) dummy don't head diagonal be careful don't try and win it around the front

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I hope Yanga doesn't leave, because IF we do get Cabella, they'll have played together in the past (same club wasn't it?) so may have a good understanding between them. That'd make too much sense though, to have yanga at cb, cabella in the middle, so yanga can push through when going forward and play simple balls into cabella to work his magic.

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wow

I thought there was whispers/talk of us getting our transfer business mostly done before the WC time's a ticking, transfer noobs!

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Glen Johnson will give away a crucial penalty that kicks us out of the WC, mark my words. His monumental blunder will come!

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I think he'll be fine and we'll see him get the mackems to 13th.

he's bangin pegswood pussay, he's gannin neywhere

thank fuck for that gutted about sidwell though

http://www.elle.com/cm/elle/images/3r/Cryinggifs_01_1.gif that gif gets me every time I'd say sidwell is well past it but he's actually always been a no talent clogger, who just happened to get very lucky when joining chelsea. He offers fuck all and is obviously happy to take a final payday. The fact he's free means nothing and goes against our recent transfer 'policy' of getting players 25 or under (remember that?). Very strange indeed but not unexpected.

sidwell can fuck right off like, he's totally shit.

there's been rumours he's about to sign a 3 year deal for a premier league club

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http://www.thejournal.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/ayoze-perez-set-sign---7155142 Albert Luque has word of warning for Newcastle United incomer Ayoze Perez

just spat some of my drink out at that pic, the pillow ffs

Exactly, be more creative, it's dull as fuck. How about we start an online petition too to REALLY make a difference

Guys, I agree that Pardew is shite but every single thread is full of 'Pardewed' The guy is staying, so it's best we move the fuck on, because there's nowt we can do about it

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exactly, it's a backup excuse waiting to happen

what's he doing these days anyway?