Willow

alan rang up hatem yesterday and asked him to meet him. as ben arfa arrived, pardew made sure no-one else was around and ran up and nutted him. he then tore off his toon shirt, screaming "ave it, AVE IT, AVE IIIIIIIT" at very high volume and pitch. ben arfa lay there, bewildered, with an exposed gut and tears running down his face. alan then pulled down his trousers, crumpled up hatems shirt and proceeded to have a shit on it, wiping his arse across the number 10. he then poured lighter fuel on the top, grabbed hatem by mouth and forced him to watch as he threw a lit match on the soiled shirt. this was all on the center circle at st james park last night. so I think the number 10 may be available to siem if he wants it

I'm a big fan of a captain being in the middle of the pitch, so if he can organise our headless chickens, then that'd be great

could work well with wor anita too? fuck it, breaking out a gif http://i.imgur.com/22v99MW.gif

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fuck it, off to youtube I gan

How does our current process work in full? let's all brainstorm read about a player on this forum, youtubing, writing down his name in a jotter, texting the parent clubs club-shop, email about monitoring, enquiring, checking club bank balance on app, ask mike, 1st bid faxed, bid instantly rejected, hearty laughs and eyes rolling in disgust, 2nd bid faxed with a few extra emoji symbols added....

Nice. No, Dijon. To be fair he's got nothing Toulouse. Bordeauxing on a ban, that. Oi there's Nantes need for that. yep, it's not very Nice.

I, for one, did NOT expect this.

Stuck £50 on Newcastle to win the title. Have a fun season, chaps.

that video.. http://i.imgur.com/dVdzlQd.gif

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Backup to who? height=300http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Shola+Ameobi+Norwich+City+v+Newcastle+United+Qs4lfgictEnl.jpg[/img] http://i.imgur.com/HmBT3dp.gif

guys, how are other clubs buying players whilst the world cup is still on? don't they know nothing can happen until the tournament is over?

I think most teams would be daft not to go for debuchy if he's wanting away now, he's immense and has ambition.

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Meanwhile, Steven Taylor has spoken of a “massive” pre-season as he looks to make up for lost time next season. “It’s a massive pre-season coming up for me and for the club,” he told the club’s website. “I want us to do well and it’s important that we start well. Next season I have to kick on again, and I believe I can. There’s so much I want to do here, and hopefully it’s a good season.” said every player before a new season begins, ever.

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liked this piece from mark douglas on redknapp serz if posted Why Harry Redknapp has no part to play in the debate about the future of English football http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/mark-douglas-harry-redknapp-no-7310432

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the last kick to the knackers :lol:

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