Willow

erm, check my source:

Romain Amalfitano "It is true, I will sign a new 3 year deal to stay in Newcastle. I can't wait to be back and in the team again." wtf?

His lass is canny fit liiiiiiiike http://i.imgur.com/QPOOQYP.gif

He's crap, end of. I don't want a shola replacement, I want someone who's young, hungry and willing to learn at 3rd/4th choice. What's the point in getting another hapless clogger? I'd much rather take a chance on youth over "they used to be okay 5 years ago, they'll do for now"

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My love for nufc is extremely low right now and if we don't show major ambition in the transfer market this summer, I can't see myself following us for a long time. That may sound strange, but as Yorkie said above, we just don't aim for the top anymore. We fear cups, europe and now only aim for balance sheet gold stars. We need fighters, dreamers and people who want to win here. I don't want us to be another stoke or west ham for example. As usual, we have all the tools to succeed and apparently even the finance to kick on, but we fuck it up by appointing spineless yes men and greedy, passionless arseholes. This summer will be the decider for thousands of toon fans, imo.

how much will the half eaten ham sandwich cost and who does it play for

like throwing a chip down an alleyway

I'd love to keep him but of course, just like with shay, our lack of ambition and ability to fuck a good thing up, means I wouldn't blame him if he left sharpish. I reckon he'll join Juve.

You can negotiate at any point but only officially sign 1st July I think thought so, thanks

I always forget, but when are teams allowed to buy players? Can they negotiate with them now and then rubber stamp them on the opening summer transfer day?

He has definitely flopped big time, but I'd still take him if he was £4m or less, absolutely no more though!

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FUCK this season.

4 mins et

fucking idiot dummett is, like.

jesus

'you fat cockney bastard, get out of our club' pretty loud

think that's the fastest double yellow I've ever seen

sent off for being offside

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DAT COLLAPSE