Willow

I'll try to work on some

I really hope we batter Bolton tomorrow, I just really despise them. My prediction is 3-0. Martins, Jonas and Smith to score. yes, I just wrote Smiths name. I can feel a miracle about to happen and its due tomorrow.....

Video here: http://www.sunderlandecho.com/nufc/Keegan-wants-three-more-players.4419777.jp lol @ silent nod at the end

Milan will. I'd be fine with Send' signing here, although for no more than £6-7m....

OH MY FUCKING GOD. Anyone waiting for a miraculous hamstring recovery on Sept.2nd at 1am.........what a cunt, makes me so angry that we can't shift this leech. AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGHH!

Same

AO: Tony, who are we buying? TJ: Sorry can't talk, i'm abroad, you know what the minutes are like over here. AO: Well, can you just tell me where you are? TJ: Sorry, what? Can't hear you Alan, i'm breaking up [rustles empty packet of crisps by phone] sshhhhchhshsh can't hear...signal weak...[hangs up] Twat. :lol:

:celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :celb: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: :frantic: this is music to my ears, omg, so close to getting rid of him.....

The way he played and attacked today, I can see him getting the odd goal too, especially against lesser teams. My guess is he'll get 6 or 7 goals hopefully. Cracking debut.

I honestly think this guy will be amazing for us, I've got 'one of the those feelings'.... I'm calling him God from now on......

I told the lass behind the bar it'd be 1-1, it was and so she gave me a free pint

Cracking debut in what must be the most difficult match possible to have his debut on. Well done Colo! I think this guy is going to be immense for us, I really do.

I expect him to play gainst bolton, he'll get better n better. i support him fully. buying another lb will just provide another option which we rightly need.

Colo was immense in what was his first game ever, at old trafford against arguably the best team in the world. Jonas was amazing, guthrie was rock solid, given mint, oba excellent.......I'm utterly impressed and proud of the lads and KK today. We played out of our skin and could have won it with a little luck! 10/10 - can't wait for the season to continue! with the promise of 2-4 more players this could be a damn fine season! well done nufc

i hope to god we score, then we'll have a good chance. otherwise we'll be buried. going to the pub in an hour to watch it, i'm definately nervous but hope we have a good go at it. my expectations, like most, aren't high with regards to the result but i miss watching my beloved toon HERE WE GO AGAIN LADS

HEY SHOLA!? FUCK. OFF.

get colo and jonas on the phone to him

aye, get him signed............next target now please!

boils my piss so much that whenever i read something about newcastle, i generally always just skip right to any quotes and ignore the rest. i'm looking forward to this season. a season with kk in control, with signings he's made and a full season at that. bring em on, i'd love to make them eat their words, especially jimmy greaves with what he wrote in my signature below

i'd personally rate faye in about the £4-6m bracket myself, i'm sad to see him leaving tbh, he'd have been a rock with colo i'd imagine. as people have said; if its family/personal reasons then fair enough but if its for somethin like money then he has zero ambition and a tiny brain..........but i doubt its that. hope he stays, if poss

thank fuck! now time to get faye to stay, owen to sign, a high quality creative midfielder in and maybe 2 others....(young striker and a LB)

i just roffled and woke up my gf after reading that

a complete and utter lie. i was there, watched the entire thing and there was only a slight groan, in jest i might add, when smith hit the post. people sarcastically cheered when he scored another. other than that, nothing at all. daily mail fucking liars.

I took a few pics but nowt great as i wasn't too close to the team. rain got steadily harder but it wasn't cold at all. Was a nice morning, started by 2 lads doing football tricks to the training session and a mini game. ended with shooting practice, kk getting involved but not scoring although had some quality strikes, heh. was a funny sigh and giggle as smith scored. thought duff, guthrie and jonas looked very sharp and all scored some class goals. only people i didn't see were shola and of course colo, which i wasn't expecting tbh, everyone else was present. all in all a good day with a few laughs provided by the bezmeister! plus lots of SEXY KIDS! oops

right, off to check it out now........