Vinny Green Balls

We were actually discussing Garde at one point. Seems like a few lifetimes ago

Was hoping someone might have Photoshoped a team of Colbacks by now. I imagine it must be a magnificent sight. http://wp.stcharleslibrary.org/wordpress/movies/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/morlock.jpg

Depressing shit.

He took the time to explain the situation, and I see that his hands are tied, and he bleeds black and white. He's one of us.

Carver is a fucking odious reptilian lickspittle. I'll direct my anger at him as well as those above him. I don't blame him for being half-witted. But I blame him for being a reactionary, ass-licking cunt.

When in Rome, I once saw a poster advertizing a play of Hamlet, but with a cast of kids with Down's Syndrome. Carver in the job reminds me of this.

Then what the hell is Colback?

The dude is about as reptilian as you get, both in demeanor and appearance. Makes me think the licks are actually just part of his way of identifying when something nearby is emitting heat. And fuck her for backtracking so quickly, and just because of a slobbery phone call from this fucking snake.

http://thecomicscode.weebly.com/uploads/2/6/1/5/2615983/1061827_orig.jpg case in point

The more I see him, the more Carver looks like a villain from Dick Tracy or something. And that horribly disgusting thing he does with his tongue in the interview puts me into a homicidal rage.

This put me in a good mood. I know he's not good enough, but this guy is just impossible not to like, and root for.

This. And only this. Those trying to say we would be better off with Carver full-time over Pardew are deluded. Those straw men are always talking out of their asses.

At least the Warriors won again last night. Impossible for me to care beyond us not getting relegated until we get an actual manager and not some fan sweepstakes winner.

1 point closer to the 36 we will likely need. Wanktastic.

The shit Beardsley could so was absurd. And he always looked so epileptic but his control was beyond absurdly good. It's easy to forget how epic he was. Easily one of the most supremely talented English players of all time, to make a blindingly obvious statement.

Could just say a wet obertan A wet obertan - all over the shop and fails to deliver Obertan does look a bit like a de-tentacled squid. Actually much more like an octopus. Never mind.

or maybe he called it a damp squid of a season, because we generally expect squid to be damp, and thus the season is going as expected.

Or maybe a damp squib? one of my favorite idiomatic mistakes. A damp squid is a normal occurrence. Damp squib refers wet fireworks.

Many serial killers had a lot of charisma. Jeffrey Dahmer's refrigerator wouldn't have been nearly as full otherwise.

Howay Joey you cock tease. If you have principles you should be prepared to die for them. Failing that, shut the f*** up. probably Harry Redknapp probably tapped up Pardew

You can't have De Boer on the same level as the other two imo. 1. De Boer (love everytime I watch his Ajax side) 2. Tuchel (no idea how his teams played though) 3. Laudrup, Garde that's my god damn prefo Flipo Kanji, can you please let Flip tell you what you think Just trying to enlighten an american on how it should be. A bit like if Kanji told me something about what hamburger is the best, I'd listen cause he's american. In this case listen to me. So if I have a question about shanghaiing girls from favelas and selling them to Saudi princes, should I seek you out for advice then?

Speak for yourself. I've caused greater men to leave their wives and mistresses.

definitely drank from the wrong grail.

You're the one who professed his desire to get acquainted with the texture of Lee Ryder's ball sack, and we are the kinky ones. The only reason I'd be getting acquainted with that fuck wits ball bag is to decide what grain of sand paper to use on it. If you were born an Alawite, I'd say you'd have a future as the Damascus Tickler.

You're the one who professed his desire to get acquainted with the texture of Lee Ryder's ball sack, and we are the kinky ones.