Vinny Green Balls

I thought the pope shit in the woods.

Truly fantastic piece.

You know the motherfucker is going to give the Miller's Crossing look-into-your-heart speech to Charnley, and that's well it.

I assumed it was a treasure map.

He saved us on the last day by their estimation. Safe hands and shit.

:lol:

It's going to go with a whimper. The position will be "open" all summer, and then handed to him by default.

So sorry to hear that, man. Here's to your very speedy recovery.

Cronky brings out the Vlad the Impaler in genuinely nice people. Tempted to invoke Godwin's Law here.

yeah it is fucking abysmal. This shriveled motherfucker is taint personified.

He has had the nerve since I can remember.

What do you bet the head coach position stays in limbo all summer?

I sincerely wish that this bipedal nutsack didn't have the power of speech.

There is faith and then there is refusing to notice the writing on the wall, even if it was written in your own blood. I'd both hate and relish seeing you buy a used car, man.

One of the only decent things about this pile of dogshit season. Fantastic guy.

If this fucker is seen as a savior to anyone, I will have lost all that remaining residue of faith I had in humanity, and will just sit and hope beyond hope for a Gamma Ray Burst to fry our atmosphere.

I prefer to see it as the greatest escape from the Premier League in history. http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2011/12/Great-Escape.jpg

Foreigners don't understand the club and the Northeast, whereas men like Carver do. Results clearly show this.

Pretty much everyone including Sports Illustrated is reporting it now. They'll all look like colossal assholes if it is indeed just a rumor. Most are referencing one source.

Ken Hamm would probably agree. There's some fine company.

or better yet, neither true nor false until proven either way...

Does he deserve manscaped nuts?

Banter no longer works on us, because we don't particularly give a shit what the end result is anymore.

So Lee Charnley is essentially Bighead from Silicon Valley.

The fist with the thumb pointed up.