Vinny Green Balls

In an attempt too turn this into some form of football thread what do you mean by 'player like Torres'? Also a 'contract no longer being a contract'? Right I mean players like Torres who despite being good underperform in a season yet sill get sold for ridicoulous amount (I mean the 50 M was the biggest bid in the PL ever). And by the contract thing I meant as in nobody ever stays for the length of the contract indeed they seem to be just pieces of paper. If they were just paper Torres would have moved for free. Yeah but like Carroll had literally just signed a contract 3 months before he had moved. IMO that just isn't right Its not right, but neither is saying a contract is just a piece of paper, as proven with Torres' and Carroll's fees. Be prepared for football to get worse, everything you hate about it will be the future of the game, just how Blatter & Co want it to be. Well what can we do to make it better? We can start by spelling the terms for economic systems correctly. It will likely aid in credibility. Then volley a load to some schiesse porn. It will take the edge off.

He reminds me of your dick as well, Ikon.

Nobody is claiming that we live in a capitilist economy. In fact, Hannah Arendt wouldn't even know what the fuck capitilism is.

If Kuki was brought in to absorb the full brunt of the People's Elbow, then I'm glad we made this signing.

Oleg Salenko a week after deadline day.

That said, there's this one homeless guy I spied a few weeks ago who took off from the cops with Michael Johnson's pace. I was also impressed with his passion as he was getting into a heated political debate with a street light. Sign him up. Rumor is that for a 40 and a rock, he will sign a lifetime contract in his own feces.

I'm worried who is going to get injured by Harper if we do score.

Hey man, I'm positive that he'll give it a go, and put in his shift. I just haven't ever seen a strike force this bad at our club. The homeless guys bin-dipping in Santa Monica don't even reek of as much desperation as this.

Given our lack of pace, and now goal scoring strikers, thinking on a geologic scale eases the pain a bit. They look quick compared to the Pacific Plate.

dude, your avatar is frightening the shit out of me, Toon's Taylor. Reminds me of the South Park when the gingers revolted. I've done my best to b accommodating toward them, and never single them out, but I fear that I will be collateral damage when the revolt does indeed happen.

the 20 goal an epoch striker we have all been crying out for. This makes some MLS strike forces look absolutely lethal.

After years of stomaching Nicky Butt's errant 2 yard passes, and Parker and Jenas only passing sideways or backwards, I have no idea how anybody could criticize Tiote's passing game. The man is such a ridiculously vast improvement.

Blatantly Aliadiere. The man's had plenty of time to troll various football forums, given his career trajectory.

yeah, but that's an alpha male thing. Barton did spend a bit of time in prison.

I thought that was just a rumor that Wearsiders reproduce by spores.

Uncle Nigel's DNA test comes back positive. He is Billy's father. http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/7830/8594display.jpg

Any lawyers out there? Is it legally considered rape if the violated orifice is a cloaca?

http://c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000Mo3HfepnhSQ/s/700/Phil-Stamp-5-vass silky skills and all.

thanks for making me spit my drink all over my monitor. asshole.

It looks like some dude just got back from his Adam's Apple surgery in Thailand, went to a Sunderland match, and accidentally glimpsed the Ark of the Covenant.

with the gift that keeps on giving.

Original sign before the trained monkey committee revisions: LET's 4LL L4UGH 4T NEW64STLE H4 H4

Whether you are from England, France or the United States ----> all xenophobic assholes either on the verge of reliving past glories at the expense of other people, or already living them. But at least citizens of the former two can point a few countries out on a map, and add two negative numbers correctly.

And French women provide evidence for the existence of God. The fact that I live in the U.S., and they in France, proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that this same God is also something of a prick.

As an American, I know how we generally receive the French. We see reflections of ourselves (arrogant imperialists), and so we tar and feather the French every chance we get. Take the whole freedom fry fiasco for instance. What we don't see is a people who seem to understand their own individual freedoms a bit better than we do here. Hence I reserve a certain admiration for the French, despite the ironclad fact that they are all syphilitic frogs.