Vinny Green Balls

he's fine. I find it amazing at how worried we are about Best. Shit, times have changed.

"at the end of the day" pisses me off, now that you mention it. At the end of day, the average footballer is engaged in some scheisse porn with a ladyboy most likely. And if you can reflect on the result and team performance while getting a Cleveland Steamer direct in the mouth, then that's multitasking at its imperious best.

All I can say is, wtf? Who would have ever thought that Best would have gotten 6 Premier league goals this season, let alone in his whole career? Well, shit, a few months ago the uprisings in North Africa didn't seem possible. Best's rich vein of form is clearly like the butterfly flapping its wings in California and the six legged prick causing a typhoon in Japan. If he continues, the whole world is going to ignite in revolution.

I believe gelding should be illegal under most circumstances. However de Jong's dirty tackle deserves a clipping of his own dirty tackle.

Look at that bunch of Judases unless the thumbs were for gouging his eyes out. pro-Kinnear supporters a bit like pro-Gaddafi supporters without the green sashes and RPGs.

bipolarism at its imperious best for some of you.

I spouted enough vitriol toward Pardew, and still feel it was justified. However, we can only go on his tenure here. The results and the performances both have improved for the most part.

Selective fucking reasoning to make Rumsfeld blush. As much as I dislike what has transpired with Hughton and how Pardew came in, you cannot fault him for his time here. His record, despite being crippled up front, speaks for itself. So far he has blown my expectations out of the water. Not convinced it will last forever, but he seems willing to adapt to the situation, and isn't crippling our style of play. He didn't come in with the mind to level everything Hughton did, but instead to build on his achievements. Tweaks here and there. Hope he keeps it up and emphatically proves me wrong.

When transvestite identifying inevitably becomes a professional sport, Ronaldo will have to improve his skills if he wants to be a legend.

Non causa pro causa. At best a false appreciation of Pardew's agency in the determination of any result; a classic case of causal oversimplification. Even more worryingly, you show no evident understanding of the plurality of sufficient causes of a goal event in a football game. Additionally, I have some concerns about the sample set you have chosen to use. A much more interesting thesis would be how you think the next 11 games will go, instead of commenting only after the accident of what happens to have been. An even more interesting thesis would be on how you manage to still talk out of your ass when the pet shop is open. How does enough air make it past the suffocating gerbil's backside?

amazing season! We've had so much controversy, so many downs, but we are still managing to cock slap relegation in the face, or so it appears.

just think. a loss to Fulham and 0-4 down to the Arseholes. Now we are sitting pretty.

fuck me did Spurs implode.

the 3rd Spurs goal was unbelievably disallowed.

Your stream is behind, Shaun.

shit, milan up 4-2.

Birmingham. not quite accurate. some are playing in milan, while others are playing in Valencia, and shit Championship grounds scattered all over England and Wales.

Flamini sent off. Penalty to Spurs.

is all that can be said. Some here worship Shearer beyond reason, and a few look for any excuse to slag him off, no matter how retarded and uninformed the argument. As far as I am concerned, Shearer was not the best player that I have ever seen, but he was the best English striker I have seen, and the best striker in Premiership history. Probably my favorite player of all time, but more for his indomitable will than for his ability. I can say with no problem that there were plenty of better players, but that doesn't take away how incredible he was...and how phenomenal he could have been if he played with a better cast of characters.

Let's just consider how it would pan out if Shearer played with the best players. I am fairly certain that his goal scoring record would have been even more phenomenal.

What you said there was absurd, TRon. His demand only went down after his injury. After Euro 96, pretty much every team in the world would have loved to have Shearer. And also after the 96-97 season.

I'll stick with Wippit.

Do you have to call him CR7? Sounds like a gangsta rapper's name. Just call him Whining Portuguese Tit, or Wippit for short.

No Stanley Matthews? Fair enough. Obviously, I, just as pretty much anyone on this board, have only ever seen shitty stock footage of him play. But his dribbling skills were very un-Englishlike in every way.