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Much as I hate you Mike, there’s no way Beren should be allowed to change names after what he did. Imagine being Beren and thinking we forgot. Shit shoe wearing jersey tucked into khakis motherfucker. Disregard if it wasn't you, buddy. What'd Beren do? Motherfucking nothing! Catching shit for nothing. Pack of bastards. You spent months changing people’s usernames and avatars to humiliate them. We tried to have a bit of similar fun with you when you decided to go gloryhunting and you fucking vetoed it. When he fucking changed my name to Buscemi, like it wasn't a badge of honor knowing we'd got to him

Wouldn't call Brazil or Belgium very much beatable for England. Beatable, sure. Very much? Nah. You'd be underdogs going into it.

A moderator. Snitching on the American police man, you dead.

Fully understand the Swiss are favorites, but can't stand them after their Albanian Eagle celebrations against Serbia. You're playing for Switzerland, you cunts. I'd have accepted your cuntishness if you were playing for Kosovo or Albania. But you're not. Fuck off with that shit. Now fuck off home and give me money in the process.

I thoroughly enjoyed that match, I ain't even mad. Or well, mad that Belgium are cunts. But not because I lost the bet. Got a £50 Sweden/England double on for tomorrow.

KAMIKAAAAAZEEEE

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So sad, such a positive team the Japanese. Didn’t deserve to go out like that, would’ve loved to see them against Brazil - wouuld’ve thought they’d be in with a chance. Now Brazil can just stroll to the final, fuck life.

Genitals.

Balls.

Cunts.

Hope Japan win it tbh. Their fans clean up after themselves and their players don’t cheat or nag. After watching Neymar earlier today, wow. Japan is the sex.

Absolutely vital we get Kenedy. #imwithkanji

£35 on Japan to advance @ 6.20 for the lulz.

Still bite us in the arse that we didn't even try to finish first get Japan. And it'd go down as a shite WC if we only beat Tunisia and Panama and then lose the only two decent teams we played Aren't you Swedish? English dad, always support England in football, and other sports as well. I’d call him a glory hunter, but I mean, yeah...

Too little, you mean? Very NUFC indeed.

I get where you're coming from, but think about how the Swedes must be looking at this world cup now over if they were in the other side of the pot. Arguably the worse side on this side and they'll rightfully be thinking they have a genuinely decent chance of making the final. Imagine it's Newcastle, and you get a choice between a route consisting of these teams to reach a final: Route 1: Man Utd, Man City, Chelsea, Tottenham, Leicester, Arsenal & Wolverhampton Route 2: Swansea, Crystal Palace, Everton, Brentford, Fulham, Derby & Liverpool "I'd rather we got in Route 1" my ass.

You'd want to play Switzerland. No matter the scenario, one team is Brazil and the other team is Switzerland, which means you'd want to play Switzerland.

Only that one Danish dude had an actual good penalty kick. I hate how nobody seems able to take pens anymore. It’s baffling to me that top class players can’t tuck a penalty into the top corner nearly every time. Not like right in the corner but it doesn’t have to be to be nearly unsavable. I can manage it with like 50% of my penalties and I’m not up to much. Yup, professionals can't hit it into a metre by metre square in the top corner? Nahhh. Does not compute. I'm talking more about just LIFTING it instead of gambling that the keeper isn't going the way of your shot, slowly pushing it right at keeper height/reach.

Only that one Danish dude had an actual good penalty kick. I hate how nobody seems able to take pens anymore.

No it isn't. You know you can just KO Brank with one word and come out of it all smelling of flowers and purity.

#TeamRussia in the Quarters then. Would've been that anyway, though Dislike both of these teams.

Schmeichel has saved 17 of the last 50 pens against him. That's 1 every 3 (rounded up).

If it's an honest attempt for the ball, it's not a red. That wasn't. Not saying it's my opinion (he clearly just wanted to fuck him over), but it's what the ref/VAR thinks since a yellow was given.

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