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Mohammed Elyounoussi is my wet dream. Fuck all the other Norwegians, he can be the GOAT Norwegain footballer.

One season wonder. Looks like he's improving year on year to me. He is. Norwegians favourite thing in football is to hate Norwegians playing football, though.

Makes you wonder why any elite-level club would accept a manager who isn't a superb improver of players. Their club is broken to the core. See my earlier post where Erik Thorstvedt was talking about what Gus Poyet told him about his experience there and the club's absolute refusal to be a proper football club

Thorstvedt saying Allardyce tells his players to only think of one thing when they get the ball, "Where is Benteke?"

Apparently Gus Poyet told Thorstvedt that Sunderland is an inpossible club to manage because the club was rotten to the core, examplifying how easy it was having brighton play like he wanted to and how inpossible it was to get that to happen at Sunderland, saying he just couldn't understand how broken the club was from boardroom level to player culture

Erik Thorstvedt in the Norwegian PL studio far too happy they're gone when he's meant to be neutral and also saying Moyes is horrible

"Whenever I've watched Sunderland the past four seasons it's been really hard to stay awake." Love this commentator

I used to hate King but I really like him now, fml

Fuuuming at Juventus

£100 on Newcastle -1 & Juventus

All of us, fella. And we dab!

Aye, if less then 3 bets a week is an addiction then god help the likes of Paully etc on here. That was only the football bets tbf. I still don't really buy that he's an addict mind, seems to be a bit of an easy excuse IMO. On the other hand if he's an alchie, which he apparently is, it's not unusual for him to switch to other addictive behaviours now he's sober. Is he an Alchie or was it his only out in his constant need for attention. Excuse for his awful behieviour. I drink a shit load and can be a massive tool whilst drunk but I definitely wouldn't stab someone in the eye with a cigarette

I mean, cunt or not a cunt, the rules on this particular thing needs looked at. Rehabilitation > Punishment 99 out of 100 times.

It's easy as fuck to trick the iPhone fingerprint scan. They only use partials ffs.

Thats not double jeopardy. Double jeopardy is serving time for 1 crime more than once. You can released them arrested again straight away until you have been formally charged. He was making a joke, man.

A red one?

I've now just placed £100 on four random baseball matches. Cubs, Indians, Mets and Orioles. Let's roll the dice.

I get £2500 from £700 if Spurs hold on, just to make your evening better

I get £2500 from £700 if Spurs hold on, just to make your evening better

His record prior to Dortmund, perhaps? Finished from 7th-13th in his 4-5 seasons at Mainz. Nothing exceptional "At Mainz" Now, take that information and put it into the context of the history of said club and their sporting achievements prior to Tuchel and you should have a different view on his time there.

His record prior to Dortmund, perhaps?

He hasnt really said that has he? Just calm down there for a second, because despite Reiver almost being an anagram of Riviere, they are not actually related. Will never get old.

Rio got 8 months for missing a drugs test, he didn't get a drugs ban. Same thing imo. Mental. That's the idea behind it isn't it? You treat the missed drugs test as harsh as a failed one, otherwise you'd just skip the drugs test. Nah I know. I think 8 months is fine. The original point was that 18 months for Barton compared to 8 months for a 'drug ban' is crazy, when it's not. The ban was for missing a drugs test, not failing one. Had he failed one he'd have been banned for a lot longer. Missing a drugs test should be treated the same as failing one IMO. Luckily the legal system doesn't. Pretty sure it does in athletics and cross country skiing etc. Could be wrong, mind. Missing a drug test equals an admission of guilt within the context of professional sports, IMO.