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Priest: "What will you name the child?" Parents: *slams hands on keyboard a few times* "This."

Now that one I enjoyed

I agree that they shouldn't be in the running for both awards, but have no issue with a player like Hazard being in the running for best young player if he was not in the running for best player.

Nope. Actual badge.

Been ten years since the same player won it twice and that was Wayne Rooney

One of the biggest misconceptions going these days. Does the MLS have a slower pace of play? Absolutely. But I'd wager that more often than not, these types of players coming for a "pay day" are found out. It's not that bad of a league. Does it compare to the EPL? Not at all. But it has it's own pace, it's own athleticism, and it makes guys like Keane and Defoe and Henry look average, considering their Premier League experience. I do agree regarding the other players, but Keane scored 101 times in 146 MLS matches (post-season included) https://www.sportsjoe.ie/football/robbie-keanes-mls-stats-are-absolutely-ridiculous-88778

The Wenger bit

The five defensive players right? I think Stones is good enough for them with someone competent beside him but Caballero, Fernandinho (as a RB), Otamendi, Clichy and Toure aren't good enough to be starting every week for a team wanting to challenge for the title. Even the bench is average. Why do you think Stones is good enough? Just as bad as Otamendi for me England for Englishmen innit

loathe Mourinho but Keane should be ashamed of himself there Why ? Keanes showed himself up talking crap plenty of times but he's spot on here. Man who can't manage either a football team or his own emotions going to town on one of the most successful managers in the modern game. Urgh.

Sky Sports says latest report is he's "concious"

Nope. http://www.businessinsider.com/why-norways-prison-system-is-so-successful-2014-12

As funny as it is, six years seems far too much. It's like what you get for killing someone. Two-three years would be sufficient.

Don't think I've even heard of Michail Antonio before now.

Love Zidane straight out saying he wants to play anyone but Leicester because he doesn't understand them

Want nothing but misery for them now.

It would also be wrong - 1.02 is 1/50. It just proves my point once more what a confusing clusterfuck fractional odds are.

This is why decimal odds are superior in every way though. Just say "1.01 with most bookies and 1.02 with Paddy Power" and it's all so much clearer.

Surely you mean 1/100

Forren is very a decent defender, probably why. Not prem quality but deffo top half Championship quality.

Shakespeare pun.

Bendtner signs for Rosenborg.

Fair, but the English language exists to be bastardised and there's plenty of terms that exist purely within football vernacular. I've got to say I can't remember hearing the word used in its original definition in my entire life. Even FM only uses in in the context of a player that's played for many clubs Never heard another use than that in my 27 plus years of life so far.

You've not heard of the Bundesliga club, Ingolstadt?