Kaizero

Gameweek 5 Chelsea 2-1 Liverpool Hull 0-2 Arsenal Leicester 2-0 Burnley Man City 3-0 Bournemouth West Brom 2-1 West Ham Everton 3-1 Middlesbrough Watford 0-2 Man Utd Crystal Palace 0-1 Stoke Southampton 2-0 Swansea Tottenham 4-0 Sunderland Newcastle 6-0 Wolves

Assume I'll need a pair of astroturf boots for this? Or?

The Wenger bit

Damn right, give Stoke Finlands offers.

Yeah, Froggy sucks at football!

Man Utd 2-2 Man City Arsenal 2-0 Southampton Bournemouth 2-0 West Brom Burnley 1-2 Hull Middlesbrough 2-0 Crystal Palace Stoke 0-2 Tottenham West Ham 2-1 Watford Liverpool 2-2 Leicester Swansea 0-2 Chelsea Sunderland 0-4 Everton Derby 0-3 Newcastle

You live in a country which has piggy-backed on English wealth and ingenuity for centuries and you support a team which hasn't won anything for almost half a century. Ambition? You also have the worst owner I can remember in the North East considering how wealthy he is. Pot and kettle mate. Slightly off topic but us English have been banging on about the EU for decades. We get a vote and BANG! we're gone. You lot have been bleating on about the English for even longer, you get a vote and you bottle it. Does us a favour down here, have another referendum ASAP and just go. Enjoy being in the Eurozone and trying to pay off your share of the debt. Piggy backed off English wealth and ingenuity? That'll be all the wealth and ingenuity spilling out of the open mouths of people living in Wearside then? Are you the Meytric Martah? Or just the Meytric Martah's Marra? Isn't Scotland the main money maker these days anyways with their oil? And the reason they remained within the union was because of the promise of better EU relations as the UK rather than as a single country?

DOOOOOONOOOOOOVAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN DOOOOOONOOOOVAAAAAAAAANNNNN FUCK ALL YO BITCHES FOOTBALL IS GREAT AGAIN

There's a Hull fan (also known as a guy from Hull) in the office. He fully understood why I'd rather have Rafa and be in the Championship than not have Rafa and be in the PL. This weirded me out, as I'm not use to fans of other clubs understanding sense. Is it as simple as glory hunters being cunts not actually watching football vs normal people watching normal clubs being somewhat more informed/understanding?

To be fair, Coldplay are on tour right now. Kinda hard to be if they didn't have access to him. Some things are just more important than football.

I think that's the attitude that stops anyone voting for England. Plus money, they must not bribe enough. I think the FA don't show that attitude enough if I'm being honest. It's a disgrace how few major football tournaments England has hosted. Considering the quality of the stadiums and the national interest in the sport it's a complete joke. I both agree and disagree. I mean, compared to France and shit it's a disgrace. But I also think Europe in general has hosted far too many tournaments. That said I do not think developing countries should get it because fuck that noise. Which leaves very few countries that could host it in other continents than Europe. I think Scandinavia should be given a European Championship at some point though. Combined we have almost enough decent stadiums.

Make it 64 teams instead, I need my dose of Fiji vs Djibouti every four years

"With the carefree abandon of Martin Skrtel on a yellow"

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FYP

Met a guy from Nimes last night. He wouldn't shut up about how much he, and apparently all the French, hates Newcastle for what they'd done to Ben Arfa Had to explain to him that it was all Pardew.

I got thick skin and and elastic heart but the sharp lady might be too sharp.

Believe he has the potential to be a key player for the team.

In pending no massive rise in airplane prices by the time I get paid. If anyone has a place I could crash that would also be sweeter than hanging alone in a hotel room like some weirdo.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11678/10556756/chelseas-christian-atsu-set-to-join-newcastle-on-loan-sky-sources

First player in ages I would actively hate. I mean, I really dislike Colback, but at least he's not an absolute fucking cuntbag shitstain of a person.