Kaizero

Diego Swarfega

I'm so angry. I want to smash things. I'm so fucking angry. To think that just weeks ago this is what I wanted. I hate everything. Everything is bad forever.

You can, though.

He's not going to Everton man, fucking hell. Well it's about as likely as him staying with us, so.. Nah. 100% more likely that he stays with us than going to Everton. There's a miniscule chance he might stay. There's no chance he'd ever rock up at Goodison.

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Dortmund destroying me. Fucking Krauts.

Go here now lads: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97896.0.html

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Brighton or Wednesday up from the play-offs and I'll be okay. Hull or Derby though?

One of the best replies on the forum tbh.

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Ben Arfa really isn't a Benitez type of player though, so I'm not sure it'd have been as sexy as we'd like to think.

So's your face.

We don't know that though. We've been told that by horrible people. I prefer to believe Ben Arfa and his agent who said he turned up weighing more, but it being due to muscle mass.

That's a very good post. However with not one typo nor a spelling mistake, I'm sorry to assume it's a c and p job. Edit: Oh hang on I've spotted one. There's a fair few in there like Very good post though Stifler, as someone of the same generation, that is exactly how I've felt about this as well. Yeah, i can see a couple now. Still maintain that it isn't his work though. It's excellently written, which kind of highlights it for me. I find this a bit unfair tbh. We all poke fun at Stifler almost constantly, he's still, I presume, a decent lad and he takes it on the chin. I feel there's no need to bother him about something that actually feels like a heartfelt post, and even if he didn't write it and did steal credit, it's still a silly subject to incite a brawl over just because Stifler is Stifler. You do you, Stifler. You do you.

I actually get angry at the hate towards gold on kits. It's a fucking color. Colors go on fucking kits. Fuck outta here. Fuck.

I never liked Bambi. Really like Brummie though. Very bad comparison. 2/7.

Go dangle your balls, Dan Gleebals. Go dangle them over a fire.

Yeah, I absolutely do not believe he acted like a little bitch. More like the club wanted the fans to think he did. If you'd been watching his Twitter feed after his move, you'd never get the feeling he didn't like NUFC. Even playing as us on FM.

Booo! Different shirt! Boooo!

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Who was that? Got to me a Stifism? Neesy.