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Warner apparently going all in for a plea bargain and will reveal everything he has. Blatter's going the fuck down.

I wish we get a president in that's not been heavily involved in any confederation or in FIFA. Not gonna happen, but it would be great to just have someone come in and reboot the system.

http://media.giphy.com/media/FzpNpkngNOSkg/giphy.gif I'm onto some Icelandic/Polish shit now. I may have an actual problem.

Depends how you define the end of the world. He'll probably ensure Premier League safety by playing an incredibly dour brand of football. To me, that's worst case scenario and means more years in the wilderness for me as a Newcastle fan. That's what we had. Ashley has found his new Pardew to do the same job. This. Just more years with feelings of nothingness/hate watching us. I'm tired of wanting us to lose spectacularily, but don't see McClaren as the person who'd change that.

http://i.imgur.com/ZdDRBcb.png £7 may return £172178. All of those fucking results make sense on paper. http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/234/739/fa5.jpg

Really like Bournemouth.

Blatter will sit out this year it seems, with an election being held in early 2016. Would probably mean too little time left to take it from Russia, but Qatar should have it fucking taken from them.

£50 on Strømsgodset -2, Odd -2, Viking -2, Stabæk -3 and Rosenborg -3 @ 78.50 returns £3925 http://media.giphy.com/media/vG2Uj1VMkCkZq/giphy.gif

Clearly the World Cup should stay with AFC, perhaps a staunch US ally from the region with recent experience in hosting this kind of tournament could step in... Aye, Japan all the way. Sick of shite no mark countries getting the nod Walked right into that one To be honest the Americans hate the Japanese. Seventy years after the war and the Japanese still buy adverts on TV channels in the states to try and show they are no longer the enemy. ...I'm pretty sure that's not true It's blatantly not true

Mine was better

Oliver is regretting everything right now, and rightly so. Bud Light Lime... a fate worse than death.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WXhO_-e3bM

Seems connected to the Valcke document tbh. Seems like strange timing due to his will to stay on before the document was published.

I think his initial thoughts regarding us was to have fun (see him among the fans and shit), but after his spectacular fuck up with Keegan he decided to just fully use us as a commerical engine for Sports Direct. I have very little doubt his running of us into the ground post-Keegan has been made out of spite due to fans hating him.

Platini making a play for the presidency then?

Got all of them. Last one was a total guess though. Other than number two (and eight) they were shit easy though, nailed number two through the process of elimination as Tevez was one of the below, so it was either Morata or Pique, leading me to just assume Pique had a shitter hair-do.

Threw £15 at Stabæk -4 and Molde -2

Why isn't that miracle worker heading up our search for a manager? I like to think he's out there right now, trawling the lower divisions of Eastern Europe to unearth some lump of coal who'll turn out to be the next Alex Ferguson. Wooster's canny, he even checked out my local team once a few years ago.

I'd probably agree with this (assuming we won't actually bring in a top manager...). McClaren is not half as bad as most people on this forum seem to think he is, he's certainly better than Pardew. My main issue with McClaren is that by all accounts he'd be another yes man.

The only major issue here, in my eyes, is that he asked Taylor to pass the phone to Jonas rather than calling Jonas separately. Informing them that their contracts would not be renewed is the job of the manager, just a shame that means the mumbling lickspittle Carver choosing the quickest and easiest way of doing so.

I was at the game. Terrible conditions, I'm so fucking cold. At least there were some goals though. LA were shit, should have won it. It looked like nightmare conditions, surprised you bothered going.

Galaxy fucked me over in the end. Ah well. C'est la vie.

LA are so shit without Donovan. Just fucking hoofball all day towards Zardes, who's not a target man at all.

Without exaggerating, the guy is probably the best player over there. Dominates. He's looked absolute shit in the three-four Sounders matches I've seen this season. Been a passenger in all of them and just fucking up when getting the ball.