Kaizero

All the Danish/Swedish TV shows I've seen just seem to be basically Geordie. I'm hoping that will mean I'm able to survive in Copenhagen/Malmo/Stockholm next month. I particularly like how Swedish for "police" is "polis". Leaving Oslo out.

Vikings did rape England, especially the north east part, for quite a while, so not that strange.

Where do they get those from? Thanks for the Molde tip btw. Had £10 on Molde, Stabeck, Madrid Molde were atrocious today. Stabæk though, man. The day this run comes to an end will be a sad day. Hopefully not until after Saturday though.

Stabæk priced at 7.00 on Saturday. Currently on a six match unbeaten run with a GD of 12-0.

Disco.

So envious of that Donovan shirt All of those players and it's the Donovan shirt that you're jealous of? Yes Mike's a bad influence on you Kaiz Mike doesn't care about Donovan. I spit at that suggestion. He hates American soccer. He was at ease with the US leaving Donovan behind last WC, costing them the cup.

So envious of that Donovan shirt All of those players and it's the Donovan shirt that you're jealous of? Yes

Fucking speaking like they got a potato shoved down their fucking throats. Fuck.

What's your second one? Swedish? I don't know how Icelandic schools work (My apologies if you're not Icelandic, for some reason I just think you are ) My second language is Danish. Started learning Danish when I was 10 I think, and English 2 years later. They have changed it now so kids start first with English and then with Danish. German and French doesn't start until your 15-17. Why do you learn Danish though? Shit language. I know it by default and I hate it. I also know Swedish by default, but I'm okay with that. English is learnt and very welcome. Then there's German and Spanish, both very annoying as they're learnt but not fully learnt so I only half-understand everything which makes German and Spanish films fucking annoying. They also tried shoving French down my throat as well but I was over languages by that point. Silly French. I'd love to speak Icelandic tbh, one of the prettier languages to listen to I find.

Looks like the jig is up on Stabæk, "only" 1.90 to win tonight. Tempted to go -1 but they only have nine goals in seven matches so far. Masters of the 1-0. Might just go for a 1-0 bet instead @ 7.50. If people want advice for what to look at in Norway tonight, Molde, Start, Odd, Sandnes Ulf and Ranheim are decent bets along with Stabæk. Stabæk are playing shit opposition today though, so I am a bit cautious as they're the clear favourite in this one. Molde -1, Odd dnb and Stabæk would be my treble.

What's your second one? Swedish? I don't know how Icelandic schools work (My apologies if you're not Icelandic, for some reason I just think you are )

Well, if they win the EL they'll get CL next season regardless. Should just focus on doing that.

This is their actual home kit: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-bXhy7KkVdr4/VS93FALLVdI/AAAAAAAAhG4/1CcztNrGnbE/s467/Rangers-15-16-Home-Kit%2B%281%29.jpg

I have been Googling for it to see if it is official or the fans own version. Just do a reverse image search man, not that hard. http://www.au-premier-poteau.fr/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/maillot-retro-chelsea-manchester-city-united.jpg

So envious of that Donovan shirt

I know you're taking the p*ss, so f*** you. Bob's an angel. I'm actually not He gets results, even though he hasn't got the most attacking philosophy. There's a few others I'd have before him, of course. ah. He's a far superior manager to Carver and I'd argue Pardew as well. Dunno if he's got the chops for the PL though. Seemingly doing well with a small Stabaek side. And he's not an utter fucking cunt like the above two. Bob Bradley is the second coming of Christ for what he's doing to that Stabæk side with no money, shit stadium and a squad with an average age of 21-ish.

His agent will have been looking for vacant positions, most likely. Or maybe he watched Lange flate ballær and became convinced that the soul of football can only be found in Fredrikstad. My bet is on his agent. Nah, he was probably convinced by Jose Mourinho calling FFK asking to be their manager in Lange Flate Ballær.

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Six fucking clean sheets in a row now. 4.20 in odds to win. Fuck.

Now made like... £2.2k on Stabæk alone the past few weeks http://media.socceramerica.com.s3.amazonaws.com/dam/cropped/2014/01/03/screen-shot-2014-01-03-at-121626-pm.jpg

I will regret this amount of cockiness soon with 25 minutes to go.

2-0 now and they have ten men Five game winning streak, second in the league - bookies give them 4.20 in odds to win against a team on a three game losing streak that have just gone out in the cup against a third tier team. Printing fucking money

GET IN STABÆK

How's Bob doing this season? Five straight wins, sitting nicely in second currently dominating against Vålerenga with ten men. Feel like I've totally jinxed this match now. Fuck.