Kaizero

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/07/article-0-19EF20C200000578-938_634x468.jpg Thanks for the memories

The Hope banner should be at Leicester, fuck.

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This. He's not employed currently either. What a f***ing coup that would be. I know nothing about him, why would it? What's so great about him? A look at his league finishes with Mainz shows 9th, 5th, 13th, 13th, 7th, compared to Pardew's 5th, 16th & 10th in a better league. I know position isnt the whole story, but like I said it's all I have to work from Also there's only 18 teams in the Bundesliga. So 13th doesn't sound too good for me. Do you even know the size and resources of the club he managed? What even is this?

Pardew is the pig. The cookie is our hopes and dreams. http://media.giphy.com/media/l9vF1aRG7d4J2/giphy.gif

N-O if we get Tuchel: http://media.giphy.com/media/jR23GBnZkzvEc/giphy.gif

Lazy gif work, always the first gif shown when searching for those kind of emotions. 2/10 would not post. http://33.media.tumblr.com/3e788c19683d601f195d0d6c0891c28a/tumblr_n7d7i3RwqP1smcbm7o1_500.gif http://media.giphy.com/media/iwvuPyfi7z14I/giphy.gif

Lazy gif work, always the first gif shown when searching for those kind of emotions. 2/10 would not post.

This. He's not employed currently either. What a fucking coup that would be. I know nothing about him, why would it? What's so great about him? A look at his league finishes with Mainz shows 9th, 5th, 13th, 13th, 7th, compared to Pardew's 5th, 16th & 10th in a better league Mainz did not use to be a very good team, then he made them good in a league with a more competitive "top" section of teams than in the PL. Those positions I would say are more impressive than say taking a team like Swansea to the top seven of the PL.

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If we got Tuchel, man. I'd die from dehydration.

He's worthless that's why. Might as well get his wages off the books. Not if the new manager wants him His value is zero. You asked why Ashley doesn't sell him, the answer is he's worth nothing. Out of contract in the summer, clubs abroad can talk to him now, hasn't played regularly for almost a year and has serious question marks over his mental state. Giving him away is about the best when can hope for, we may even have to pay part of his wages to get the move away. http://media.giphy.com/media/Qqq8b2K5qsg8M/giphy.gif

It means you want to shag your mam. http://www.musiccrowns.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/We-dont-get-to-choose-the-thug-life..jpg

Honesty

Once a proper manager is in the dugout I think it'll be a lot better.

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Now they can expect better though, tbf.

http://www.jugglerdave.com/JugglerDaveRings.jpg That's the joke.

I feel like I'm enjoying football. What is this feeling?

wat

Pardew gone. Instantly become threat from corners again.