Kaizero

Ferdinand: Spurs, Leicester, West Ham, QPR and Newcastle Anelka: Arsenal, Chelsea, Man City, Liverpool and West Brom If that helps.

That makes no sense; he has no chance of getting games for the first team right now. Apparently will be loaned back to Strømsgodset or another La Liga club. Assume the clause is for when he actually ends up at Real.

Martin Ødegaard offered a five year deal with Real Madrid with a clause he'll not have to play for Castilla, but belong to the first team squad.

Like a new signing!

wherever you've been exiled to it's not f***ing far enough It's true. Please return to your exile. I'd love to strangle exiledmag to death, watching the life drain from his face.

Ill bash yer fockin hed in i sware on me mum

Ill bash yer fockin hed in i sware on me mum

Am I the only one who thinks there should be made a new thread for the each season (i.e. 2015-16 new kits / 2016-17 new kits and so on) rather than renaming an existing one with loads of shirt from whenever in it?

Forgot to mention how they're all shite footballing backwaters who are done at international competitions for the foreseeable future. Iceland excluding, obviously. Especially goes for Denmark.

Norway didn't even want the Winter Olympics where we actually win stuff cause it's only Norwegians skiing.

What is this I don't even

Martin Ødegaard, the 15 year old phenom who's already playing for the Norwegian national side, is seemingly ready for Real Madrid. Farewell, Ødegaard. We barely knew you.

I enjoyed that. Chuffed for Raylor.

Eskimo brothers.

Pardew is the face pony.

Wasn't he at Norwich who's currently topping the table? ... And he's has gone to Bolton who's is bottom of the table? It's all about the money, isn't it? wat

£100 on England, Netherlands, Norway, Wales, Belgium, Hungary, Georgia and Croatia returns £2208 Let's see what happens

Might just be because we're playing Malta, but we're looking shit hot right noe. Sadly it's probably the Malta thing.

This. A thousand times this. It's so fucking easy to just say "Mike Ashley you bastard, get out of our club" instead of the fat cockney shit and thus not fucking feeding the media the Geordie "WE HAyTe DE NO-GOrrDIES AN FATtIs!" stereotype.

"Tough for us. Slight margins in the game. Can't keep getting beat, need to adress that. We got to find a little bit more quality up front. Need more width. Need to give ourselves more thrust. Stoke defend very well. Need a little bit of something in the final area. When you're in the six yard box against Peter Crouch you're in trouble."

Same here Genuinely baffled how anyone can see anything in it. You mean it's not: "Get me a fur at the fancy pawn shop and get a beard!"

"Look, I brought you a potion And it’s gonna work great ’cause it’ll make you run. And you brought your potion, right?"

Fucking Crouch, man.

Hate that fucking chant. So simple just replacing "Fat Cockney bastard" with "Mike Ashley you bastard" and not make our fans look like cockney/obese hating people.