Kaizero

This is as idiotic a reason to start a thread that it gets.

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Was thinking the same thing. And I'd have no problem with that. In fact...it would be fair enough And if he is not prepared to come in a few weeks earlier when he is really needed, then he needn't bother coming at all. "It's now or, you know, whenever you fancy, Steve."

Thread title and OP...

Stabæk

Class That's just English though.

I couldn't care less tbh. If you don't care...why are you here? Apparently he cares enough to say he doesn't care.

He's in the squad of 20, 2 will be cut before tomorrow. Still chance he'll be one of the two as his inclusion in the squad seems more a PR move due to the bad press Real have been getting regarding his performances for Castilla.

FYP

I, for one, prefer CRonaldo. Both brilliant though. Which is probably the main point here as it's rather impossible to actually prove one is better than the other. Which means it's basically down to personal preference between two of the greatest footballers we've seen at the end of the day.

Bournemouth are basically a game of football manager. Feel like these things never happen in real life.

It is slightly plucky tbh, there squad value this season is apparently £21M, which is 14th overall. Last season they were 22nd with a squad value of £14M. Admittedly they had the 6th highest squad when they got promoted from League One, but it's still a achievement imo. Yeah, and whilst their owner has money, he's barely invested (by football standards). Somewhere around £10m to £15m since he took over or something.

Shiiiiiiiiit, dat goal

Woop, there it is!

Fucking Bogdan. Let them score already.

0-2 already

Put £40 on Stabæk @ 3.95, let's see if they're as good a moneymaker as last year.

He'd also jeopardize his career at BBC, so can understand him not doing anything even if it's frustrating as fuck.

Will have absolutely no difference over time tbh. On the other hand, one-offs such as the 4-4 vs Arsenal and the likes will probably have "lifted" the players spirit to fight even harder for a comeback.

That's utter bollocks. There's thousands of football fans all over the country who love going to watch their football club and have done since they were small children. It's in their blood and despite how bad things get simply cannot stop doing it. No. The analogy is spot on. You just choose to let the neighbour fuck the wife because you also enjoy fucking the wife and she'd not let you if she couldn't fuck the neighbour while you listened.

I see Watford is promoted then. Bournemouth as well if they win on Monday. Cool stuff.

Ït was his first goal that broke the forum IIRC. We still liked him back then.

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So good.