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His agent will have been looking for vacant positions, most likely. Or maybe he watched Lange flate ballær and became convinced that the soul of football can only be found in Fredrikstad. My bet is on his agent. Nah, he was probably convinced by Jose Mourinho calling FFK asking to be their manager in Lange Flate Ballær.

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Six fucking clean sheets in a row now. 4.20 in odds to win. Fuck.

Now made like... £2.2k on Stabæk alone the past few weeks http://media.socceramerica.com.s3.amazonaws.com/dam/cropped/2014/01/03/screen-shot-2014-01-03-at-121626-pm.jpg

I will regret this amount of cockiness soon with 25 minutes to go.

2-0 now and they have ten men Five game winning streak, second in the league - bookies give them 4.20 in odds to win against a team on a three game losing streak that have just gone out in the cup against a third tier team. Printing fucking money

GET IN STABÆK

How's Bob doing this season? Five straight wins, sitting nicely in second currently dominating against Vålerenga with ten men. Feel like I've totally jinxed this match now. Fuck.

How's Bob doing this season? Five straight wins, sitting nicely in second currently dominating against Vålerenga with ten men.

Red card to Stabæk, fuck.

Precisely. People are talking like everyone playing at Segunda level is another Ayoze ffs I've got a novel idea, why don't we just buy the best players we possible can and not give a f*** about where they come from? You are aware that a lot of La Liga youth talent play in Segunda right? because their B teams are there? They mostly play in the third tier of Spanish football, the only B team playing in the Segunda at the moment is Barcelona and they're looking like they'll go down this season. Reinforces my point tbh, that La Liga youth talent is playing at an even lower level. Been watching far too much Castilla this season. The third tier of Spanish football is fucking full of talents.

Clearly you don't watch enough championship. Or Segunda.

You're kidding right? Why would he be? He's right.

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Fuck, what was the bet? Leicester -1, Sunderland -1, Aston Villa, Mjøndalen, Rosenborg -2, Stabæk dnb (still playing, 0-0 at the moment), Dortmund -1, Barcelona -1, Real Madrid -1 (seemingly they're losing now, which is good for my soul) and West Bromwich -1.

House on Stabæk. Or well, £100 @ 4.20 Let's go!

No matter how bad we are I think betting on a Pulis led West Brom to win by two or more goals away from home is pretty dumb It was an absolute shit tip of a bet in general though, just fucking long-shots and -1 rapings. Didn't even bother to check how it had gone until now.

Weird as fuck, just checked the news and it says he's applied himself Why does this British guy check which jobs are vacant down in the Norwegian league system, this is not FM.

I agree. It was nice to see us win every week but look at who we were playing ffs. Felt like we were in a alternate universe 9and not a good one) to the PL It was nice playing actual football clubs with actual fans, though.

What hope? All this relegation would be good for the club is a fuckin nonsense. Mike Ashley is happy enough to plaster his sports direct shite all over Oldham in league one and with Rangers in the scottish championship so I very much doubt he will lose his shit and sell at the first chance. Where that chance will come fuck knows coz if we can't get a buyer in the PL sure as fuck won't get one in the championship. We will end up in more debt to Ashley and will be harder to get rid not easier. http://ashleyout.com/myths/ashley-wants-out-no-buyers/

Seems us not losing by two goals of more may have cost me a winnings of £15000 on a long as fuck 10 match bet. Even when we don't lose NUFC can still fuck up my day beyond repair.

Checked the score and found myself angry this shower of shit stopped the losing streak.

Witch.

Except they won't, as Brentford will be in the PL and we in the Championship.

£50 on Stabæk dnb, Rosenborg -1, Molde -1 and West Bromwich dnb @ 19.80, returns £989.