Kaizero

If Carver gets the job permanently, fuck. I might kill someone.

For the ones on here that don't venture into Chat, the annual N-O Forum Awards are happening right now. Go vote over here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/board,78.0.html

Isn't it 100%?

http://i.imgur.com/EjtwQoo.jpg Still don't believe that is a man. I really want to meet this thing. That bloke scouted Perez, you ungrateful bastads. You should all have pictures of him in your cars and living rooms chairman Mao style. I might, if I knew who the f*** he was. he/she was* he/she/it was*

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Were you dropped on the head as a child? Or was he dropped on a child as a head? http://media.giphy.com/media/dJvWXgCDdnHUc/giphy.gif

Astraguy? More like AstraGAY! http://media.giphy.com/media/SJaUGkFAgjJle/giphy.gif

"Yannick Bolasie has a release clause in his contract BUT I ABSOLUTELY HOPE NOBODY COMES IN FOR HIM BECAUSE HE ISN'T FOR SALE.... am I doing this right, Steve? Should be other way around with the caps though

What on Earth is that? The Pigman cometh.

Looks more and more like Celtic.

He's my favourite player. Big difference. You have an all-time Man Utd bench. It's prime material for a Solskjær inclusion on so many levels, even if he's obviously not one of the all time greats.

You have a Man Utd bench without fucking Solskjær on it? What?

I've never heard of immediate, what kind of music do they do?

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The thought of Ben Arfa hanging out with Ashley, jokingly calling him "Big Fat" with his lovable grin plastered all over his face as Ashley gently rubs Ben Arfa on the head.

They were all "That looks canny"

Bring back Jotenko! Bring back Jotenko! Jotenko for manager!

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I live in the USA and every single time we play win or lose NBC mentions "wonder what the Sack Pardew campaign will think of that result..." - its global for fucks sake. All over Norwegian media as well.