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His website makes me even more sad he's (person, not footballer) is leaving, the song combined with Local Hero. He loved us, man. http://www.jonasgutierrez.com/

Love Jonas. Undoubtedly been time to move on for a while, but he's always given his all and has a seemingly nice personality for a footballer. Sad to see the person leave, not so much the footballer. Wish him well.

Timing of the announcement kinda screams "Oh, we lost? Here's a new player. Yay. Now go away."

Good 'ol Diego. What's he up to these days?

Perfect for the Ashley regime, getting by with an older version for years instead of demanding he'd pay up for the newest release.

Will be dissapointed if the signing isn't revealed like this:

16 matches, 4 goals and 3 assists. Dunno about position.

City are juggernauts at home, not so much away. I think if we have one of our good days we can snatch a point.

Not sure if they were rather good. Van Persie was carrying them and a lot of their players are pony. The point was the comparison between the squad and stature of the club inherited. Saying Moyes has done well because he's won more than Fergie in his first 31 matches is irrelevant, as Fergie clearly would have had a harder battle to win his matches at the time.

Hate shit like that. For example when Ferguson came in they were absolute dogshit and he turned it around. Moyes inherited a rather good, albeit aging, side.

True but he was so close to saying something and just leaving it there. The Bible is the greatest work of fiction ever, and people have lived there lives by it - f***ing mental man, especially when logical people believe that God etc exists and Jesus wasn't just a scruffy tramp who told lies. Im catholic but consider myself a non-believer, although I will let my Daughter believe in god as long as she believes in Santa and Easter Bunny You can't be a catholic and a non-believer. You can say you were raised catholic but you aren't one now if your a non-believer. It's like my friend who says he doesn't believe in god but is christian because he got christened when he was a baby. That means f*** all, it's to do with your own beliefs not how you were raised. Thats what I mean, I was christened a catholic, brought up a catholic and married in a catholic church but don't believe in any of it Then your not catholic, which is how you started your sentence. If he's registered in the catholic church, he's a catholic no matter if he believes in an alien overlord in private. To not be considered a catholic, he'd need to unregister from the catholic church. Until then, he's officially a catholic. Even if he doesn't believe in any of it.

My only issue with their decline is that our first victory at Old Trafford in ages isn't really a big thing after all, because they suck now and lose to everybody.

Nah, you were first to post it.

LOVE DA POLICE

Think he would've signed the two of them regardless of their agent. Yeah. They're his bum boys. Eikrem especially, been the centrepiece of both his Man Utd ressies and Molde.

http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,94045.msg4776080.html#msg4776080 Solskjær slotting in high up there now with £4m a year apparently, with a £2m bonus if they stay up.

Austrian Bundesliga. http://media.de.gosupermodel.com/displaypicture?imageid=1314681&large=1 One of my FM loves Much cooler when their stadium was called "The Arnold Schwarzenegger Stadium", mind.

Nobody's hacked anything. That guy has just photoshopped something to get followers.

I hate how I knew this would happen in advance. I hate how we have no ambition. I hate everything. Everything is bad forever.

Wolff Eikrem travelling with Cardiff today. Now that's something I'm excited to see, one of my favourite players with his diabetes and cleft lip & palate. Hope he succeeds. Love a good overcoming the odds story in sports.

Most non-neutral live coverage by VG as well. Guy following the match going "Get in!" when they scored.

If Tan is anything like he looks he will be tortured then sacked. Eaten by 120 dogs more like.