Kaizero

"Fuck this, I'm requesting a transfer."

Giggsh

1/4, nice. Maybe I could try the "2 wrongs make a right" mentality by betting on a league that is obviously not predictable at all at the moment. Don't tell me you fucking bet on Rosenborg, man?! You cursed us if you did, was the worst display I've seen by a Rosenborg side in years. YEARS. Fucking Jan Jönsson shouldn't in any way be manager of Rosenborg, fucking Swedish cunt.

I don't think anyone really classes him as worth £35m, the fee was just a result of the crazy Torres transfer. Dalglish and the Liverpool board did. Only because they got £50m for Torres.

It's a fucking disgrace.

Yeah, they are. Jamtfall is out for the season now though, so there's a gap on left wing. That said I don't see how Haugesund can cope regardless.

They're the same I got on my accum, should go in if things happen as they should looking at the match-ups pre-match. Outside bets are Brann, who are in great form despite all the doom and gloom pre-season and Strømsgodset dnb who are topping the table and playing well. Rosenborg and Tromsø are on paper the safest bets. -1 is scary though, but should work.

Why do they still take bets on Neuer to Munchen? Bayern's already said he's coming.

If it was would the club call it a "replica firearm" though? Regardless of what it is, it's a pretty stupid thing to do He needs to fucking grow up. I'm not saying it is one, and I'm not defending his 'gangster' attitude, just saying that unless it's an actual gun then what he pisses about at home with is completely meaningless. Getting a spokeswoman for that charity to comment ffs, it's laughable. Truth. Who wouldn't mess about with a toy gun and do poses if they were at a fucking party? It's not like it's a fucking real gun ffs.

All the more credit to him for taking it on the day. Le Tissier was once asked for the secret to taking a good pen, and he said that too many players were worried about missing. He always had in his mind beforehand, a picture of the ball hitting the net, the cheering crowd, the congratulations from team mates etc Shola is one of nature's positive thinkers. With the amount of abuse he takes from fans, he ought to be the last one that would volunteer for a penalty. But he obviously sees it as an opportunity, not a risk. Not long ago, he was talking about getting a call-up to the England squad, and being Newcastle manager one day. We can all laugh, but there's nothing wrong with having an aim and being positive. On the pitch, he and the team can be having a terrible day, but he'll keep showing for the ball, and keep trying things. This season, we've seen him risk his long-term fitness by playing before a facial injury has fully recovered. I'm sure that in the past, he's turned out when only half-fit, in situations where other players might have ducked out. I would love it if his spirit is rewarded in the end by a really great moment, like the winning goal in a Cup Final. I do have a picture of an older Shola, standing on the touchline dressed in a suit, a hat on and and apple in his hand in my head now.

I had the same thought. Especially the blue Marseille one. I dunno, seems fairly legit. http://www.football-marketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Olympique-Marseille-2011-12-adidas-home-kit.jpg http://www.football-marketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Marseille-2011-2012-Home-Shirt-Diawara.jpg

http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/408/2qn4ill.jpg

Dislike that cunt Piers Morgan, but this made me chuckle: piersmorgan Piers Morgan I'm going out partying in NY now. Had nothing to do with Utd winning the League - but neither did @themichaelowen and it isn't stopping him.

£20 on Germany to win Eurovision @ 20 £20 on Ireland to win Eurovision @ 5

Everything on Wikipedia has the potential to be as real as Pamela Andersons boobs.

The bibs suggest nothing this week tbh. The bibs! They do nothing!

Never won a football bet. There are too many outcomes and the odds are terrible. Three outcomes are too many? Seeing as tennis only has two, yes. And the odds are even worse as a result.

Poopy Mwanga.

Big moment tho when a genuine link gets it's own thread. One of my fave threads this. Love it when I see it at the top of the board in the window. get cross when I see Other Club's transfers