Kaizero

""Hit Dioufy with an Angel Pass," I used to roar at my defenders at Blackburn. "Scorch the sky with your delivery, son." Proper football. Then I found out an 'Angel Pass' is also Senegalese slang for a complimentary rim job at a brothel. No wonder Dioufy looked so confused."

Loven should be on his way regardless. He should, but he won't. He'll be seeing out his contract.

If we didn't have Ameobi and McLoven I'd think Graham would be a decent signing as a squad player, but as we do have those two there's the possibility that we're only after one striker, and in that case Graham's not the answer.

Gold badge on all of the black kits or members special on that one as well?

Why is he losing it exactly? He's only signed up a third/fourth choice striker that is more than happy to be a third/fourth choice striker. He's not intending on playing Owen as one of his first XI strikers. He's got better players for that. It's the Man Utd equalent of us keeping Ameobi around for another season even if we bring in two brand new strikers. He's not quality, but if there's a crisis he'll do for a while. Owen is still a cunt though, obviously. But still.

The Norwegian PL channel(s) will show a lot of games from pre-season. Don't know if we'll be on though. We're not among the ones they'll show, at least not yet.

J in Spanish is pronounced with an H sound.

Red Cafe is so fucking annoying in the sense it's one of the bigest football forums around, yet they got one of the shittiest designs and fucking google ads all over. Also there's of course the cunts frequenting the place, but that's another story. Looking around they seem to really rate Barton, though. Maybe there's a few sensible cunts there after all.

Put £50 on Rosenborg @ 2.25, will return £112.5 or leave me with a broken remote.

http://www.akawilliam.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/CosmosCarlton-Cole-naked_1421067i.jpg

Barnetta is Swiss, not f***ing Swedish. You Fins are a bit touchy. http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_KAjBY6YXZC0/S_PSft7yAQI/AAAAAAAAAtY/l2C2vhJSREI/s1600/shark_fin_450.jpg

Barnetta is Swiss, not fucking Swedish.

McLean :lol:

WE WILL SIGN EVERY PLAYER IN THE WORLD AND THEN WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE NEWCASTLE FOREVER I LOVE YOU BARTON HAVE MY KIDS

:lol: Sorry, but he was the time he joined us. Without doubt tbh. He wasn't. He never has been. A special talent, who has had periods when he's been sublime at Lyon and OM, but he's never consistently dominated at the top level. He can be a great player if he doesn't allow this injury and attitude issues to hamper him. They're talking about Owen.

Like fuck is his leg bent. (From Abeid's brother's profile, pic from last week or something when the older Abeid was in Newcastle.)

Isn't playing in the Premier league more attractive than playing 6 games in the Champions league and playing in Ligue 1? Good point. Ligue 1 is nowhere near the PL's standard - it's like the SPL imo.

Fog on the Tyne is all mine all mine, fog on the Tyne is all mine.

Aye, just heard that on the radio too. Finger crossed it's the start of a domino effect and the whole rotten lot of them including Blatter take a similar tumble. yeah thats not going to happen Imagine how glorious everything would be if they took the WC from Qatar. A man can dream.

Big Sam isn't a bad manager for clubs who just want to survive and don't care how, sadly a good appointment by the Hammers. Not so much for the fans who have to watch the football, though.

He's still not agreed to my piss bet, the nonce.

I'm more than happy to have a cash bet. Balls in your court mate. As I said earlier, cash is nothing. Piss is shame. If you aren't certain enough that Ben Arfa won't outshine Sessegnon to agree to drink your own piss if he does, you don't have any balls. I'm saying I'll drink my own piss if Ben Arfa doesn't outshine Sessegnon. I don't need your money. I just want to see you drink piss.

You still haven't agreed to drink piss if Ben Arfa outshines Sessegnon next season. Put your pee where your mouth is, boy.

You're wrong,look through this thread and it's certainly more than a 'handful' and I seen one even claiming he was worth 75mEUR in one post. He wouldn't be leaving CL football for lower half PL football if he had anything about him,I'm absolutely certain of that. Def WUM, anyone able to read and comprehend words would understand that post was quoting an article claiming Cabaye had a 75 mill € release clause.