Kaizero

No and rubbish. Joke died when you started with no, man.

Go for something remotely believeable and they might let it slide... Won't be as fun, though. Imagine if the media bit on Iám Mádëúp.

If I had the time I'd blatantly make an official www.iammadeup.com site and find some generic footballer photos and write a blog about how he's going to Newcastle and says goodbye to all his friends at CFR Cluj, thanking them for their support.

Right, the cunts at Wikipedia won't let me keep my Iám Mádëúp page. Makes it harder to hoax the media. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I%C3%A1m_M%C3%A1d%C3%AB%C3%BAp

18 year old highly rated left winger Iám Mádëúp from CFR Cluj.

Did Nordtveit get on for Arsenal? If so, how did he do?

I fucking hate Viking. Fucking hate them so bad, man. They cost me a £530 win today.

Rosenborg go up 4-3.

Not watching it, so I dunno. Rest assured I'm as pissed as you are, though. I got them on all my fucking accs.

I'm as perplexed as you are. Before this match they had only conceded four at home and Haugesund had only scored six away. That said, Rosenbord always do a better second half, so I'm not worried. IIRC 24 of their 32 goals have come after the 60th min.

This Rosenborg match is on fire. 2-2 in 20 mins.

Let me know when/if Nordtveit comes on for Arsenal.

Kaizero's Norwegian tips: Odds are from Unibet at the time of this being posted. Not doing accum suggestions today either, will start doing it again next week if my current tips go in as I'd feel more confident not fucking you guys over then. Hønefoss - Odd Grenland 3.70 - 3.40 - 1.95 Rosenborg - Haugesund 1.30 - 5.20 - 9.00 Strømsgodset - Aalesund 2.05 - 3.40 - 3.45 Tromsø - Stabæk 2.05 - 3.40 - 3.45 Viking - Sandefjord 1.22 - 5.75 - 12.50 Brann - Molde 1.85 - 3.60 - 3.90 Monday: Vålerenga - Start 1.40- 4.40 - 7.50

You'll soon realize it's all the same. Well no, otherwise I would post in the other thread..... not related to the press tool It's all in the press' heads, man. It's all in everybody's heads. There is no reality, there is no us. What is this place? Is this real life?

You'll soon realize it's all the same.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/7918468/North-Korean-football-team-shamed-in-six-hour-public-inquiry-over-World-Cup.html

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2010/04/15/article-1271324834086-092428E7000005DC-624561_636x481.jpg

Cheers. I didn't think you were that bad, though. In the sense of it being more lack of confidence than lack of ability holding you back. Still just cautiously optimistic about the return leg, but to quote Nils Arne Eggen (manager) when a reporter asked "Are you optimistic for the second leg?" "We won 1-0 here, so to say I don't think we can win at home is just stupid. I have nothing more to say about that."

Tempted to back the MLS All-Stars against Man Utd @ 4.00. I mean, Man Utd view it as a friendly and the All-Stars will no doubt be all "We're gonna kick your asses, ya'll!"

From the bits I saw (watching Ajax as well) you's seemed to have quite a bit of possession without really creating much/having the killer finish. Synonymous with this season, that. Hence my worry before the game.

AIK 0 - 1 Rosenborg Feeling hopeful for the return leg now for the first time since the draw was announced, was almost certain we'd lose.

FC Kobenhavn aren't playing tonight. Historically Rosenborg are the best team in Scandinavia. At the moment, probably not so much. But I just had to say that anyways.

Woooooo! Henriksen.

Best of luck, Towelie. May the best Scando team win.