Kaizero

Argentina >>>>>>> Germany >>> Mexico tbh

That shit's whack!

I went from hating it to really liking it. It was freaky. I find that Shakira songs are better if you can see her singing them. So it was something else that was growing on you rather than the song? Univision Chicas > Shakira. No lie. Hips don't lie.

I went from hating it to really liking it. It was freaky. I find that Shakira songs are better if you can see her singing them. This is true.

Football is a simple game; 22 men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans win. £75 on Germany -1 at 2.60.

I went from hating it to really liking it. It was freaky.

I think it's meant to be an ironic play on the world view of US not knowing anything about soccer. But they could just be stupid, of course.

What a w*****. A goal scoring w*****. OMFG just saw this for the first time. This is the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Dempsey's awkward expression I know. It's so fucking brilliant. When he's bobbing his head in the car...

What a wanker. A goal scoring wanker. This has to be a joke. Because he plays soccer, he's around more ice than skaters on an ice rink.

Calligraphy lessons paying off, or is that some awful font? It's the caligraphy pencil on Paint.

Bite people. With those joke teeth things? Hardcore. He's short, and when he played someone that's 202cm he was apparently nibbling on his nipple during a corner.

I fucking can't get over this. Been watching it non-stop since midnight yesterday.

Bite people.

my balls are real so home boy please don't tempt me or i'll cross you over like the great clint dempsey the rhyme is simple so please don't tread on this this is soccer and rap with a screwed up twist

Don't tread on this!

Well, contemplating about it it's more sad than funny. As the original reason I found it funny was "Yeah, like we'll ever get players like that! " And now it's all. "We'll never get players like that. "

Dempsey, man.

I'd say thats a mistake Well, duh. I just found it funny is all.

tbf to the US, they literally always tried to have two to three men on him at all times. It was a good defensive tactic by Bradley that worked most of the time, that's what caused Rooney to look like he never really was in the game. It's a compliment to Rooney's ability that he managed to break free as many times as he did, but also again an insult to the English midfield as since most attention was at Rooney, there were loads of space for them to join up in attack. It's rather bad form by you not to capitalize on it, and a big gamble by Bradley tactically, but at the end of the day it worked for the US when really it shouldn't have. I think you will improve a lot when Barry is back to tie up midfield and defense and let Lampard play more offensively.

As a neutral in all other aspects than thinking it would be fun for my wallet and the interest of footy Stateside if the US won, I have to say Heskey was by far your best player today. Have no idea what the fuck you lot are on about, your trouble was the midfield, not Heskey. On the other side of the coin, the US midfield really impressed in this match and helped the fucking useless defenders of the US almost mark Rooney out of the game. Neither side was particularily impressive, but it was an entertaining match to watch and at the end I thought a draw was a more than fair result. This because whilst you did have most of the play you never did anything with it or looked dangerous as your midfield totally let you down offensively, and when the US managed to have some of the play for short periods, they looked more likely to score.

http://img576.imageshack.us/img576/6757/sdkjsd.jpg The fuck does that have to do with us?

Fuck Me I Am James Cordon & I Am On Your TV 24 Hours A Day Not interested in that fat fuck, I want to see Katy Perry talk about footy as it combines two of my favourite things: Katy Perry and footy.

What's the name of the show? Gonna download legally get ahold of it later.

Lionel Messi says the Vuvuzelas are nothing but a nuisance and making it harder to play football because players can't communicate. Not only is he a great footballer, he has taste as well.

Pundits over here now showing in their fucking studio () how to save a ball like Green let in.