Kimbo

Lewis Cock

Clowns

Unfortunately Manchester United have been focusing on the Europa League final all season, and this has seen them slip to 16th in the premier league.

I think it looks shit.

It’s got a bit silly. I’ve seen people saying he’s been the best LB in the league this season, as if Kerkez doesn’t exist. It’s gone overboard. I think many people will be in for a shock when Tuchel is picking Hall next season.

Barely any pressure on them when they have the ball this half.

I’m not sure how you’re not interfering with play if you’re involved in a scrum in the box like that.

Think this will get ruled out, but it won’t matter to West Ham either way.

We need huge games from Gordon and Barnes. Hopefully they can give it to Wilson unmarked in the 6 yard box so he can effect the game as well.

The lack of energy from the opponents of the teams around us is aggravating.

56 years.

If we go in for him again, after chasing all last summer, he’ll probably reasonably think we’re all in and won’t walk away. I would bet this drags into August at least. Tbh the more I think about Guehi the more I want us to shop elsewhere.

I don’t think Parish’s approach with us will change much, he will look to drag it out until deadline day in the hope a bidding war will begin and he can sell to a more palatable club. I’ll be disappointed if one year on we’ve decided to play the same game and haven’t identified someone else. Guehi is a good player and premier league proven but we should be able to find someone with more potential.

I don’t think Palace have even been good here.

Who is the VAR for this game

Dunno if I’d ever move on from it if we lost a cup final because of a decision like that.

Direction of play? Can players not score from an angle anymore?

Him and Doku would fit a midtable team like Palace better than Man City.

Tbh we’ve known we need a new keeper for a long time, presumably longer than Villa, so I would assume we’ve done the groundwork and know who wants to come. The top clubs butter up players and their families for yonks before signing them. That said García seems to be getting linked to everyone and there’s a long list of rich clubs that need a new keeper.

The clown is somewhat innocent

Dive

Spurs are going to fold in the Europa league final as well. They’re soft as shit.

I’m sure I’ve been watching players collide with posts all my life, I’ve collided with a few myself in my time. The only people you could blame IMO are the Forest staff for leaving a clearly wrecked player on the pitch, but there’s no way they could’ve known how bad it was.

Anyone that thinks we’re interested in loaning an out of form 30 year old on massive wages hasn’t been paying attention.

I think we get £12m max for Longstaff.