Kimbo

Klopp doing the “we’re poor little underdog Liverpool and we have to save our pennies to buy anyone” act on Sky. He’s an insufferable arse.

Rodri is possibly the best DM in the world and is only 26, they would only be buying Perrone to stop someone else (us) from getting him.

If you're in the top 6 and have money to spend then you can buy many talented players, and Tielemans is obviously talented, but just because you can it doesn't mean you should. I said in the summer that none of the ESL 6 are buying Tielemans and I'm sticking to it (though nothing Chelsea does would surprise me).

I’ve been convinced for the last month that we’re signing Perrone, based on nothing.

He needs hauling off.

With that mug Todd Boehly around everyone has a chance.

The guy is too low energy for the top English clubs.

I’ve never been that fussed about Jorginho. I’d rather have Kovacic, if I had a choice.

Oil money is ruining the game and distorting the transfer market though.

Wtf was that from Nunez

Fucking beautiful goal

The woman has a very nasal voice. It’s not pleasant.

If there’s no super league Chelsea will end up looking like the worst investment ever. Boehly will look a right mug.

Most professional fighters dehydrate at least 5kg before a weigh in, some as much as 10kg. 1kg is only 2.2lbs, not much at all IMO.

Just take a shit and don’t drink water for a few hours before the weigh in if it’s only 1kg.

As far as I’m aware everyone likes ASM and wants him to succeed here, but there are obvious questions around how he’ll fit in long term. Hopefully he gets a run in the side without getting injured to we can properly judge.

That’s horrific defending from Gomez.

I don’t think this really works when it comes to playing a high press though. Either you press as a team or you don’t, if you have holes in your press then you get picked apart.

At least it’s not MLS. Personally I would’ve liked to see him go win a title in a new league, but no one will pay him like PSG. It’ll be great to see him take Cristiano’s CL goals record anyway.

A lot might depend on whether he's bet on his own games. I'm sure he hasn't been that stupid, I'm going with a lenient 3 month ban.

He should never have been allowed to throw the ball away a second time. Worst bit of refereeing of the match.

The next world cup will probably have every shit popstar in the country on the field at the final whistle. I wouldn't be surprised if we pause for a Drake song before the cup is lifted.

Jenas is so bland that I don’t think anything he says registers in my brain, so I don’t find it a hateful experience.

I don’t have a lot of hope in him being part of things in the coming seasons tbh. We’ll sign a first choice replacement (hopefully in January) and he’s not suitable as a squad player.

Looking forwards to getting back to hating Argentina tbh.