Kimbo

I wouldn’t just give him a red, I’d give give him an extended ban.

I expect Lukaku to be better in the next few years, he’s getting better while Kane will be trying to manage his decline.

What’s his relation to Brexit?

Noble, please retire.

I’m confused. Was that given offside? Commentators didn’t seem to have a clue and there was no flag.

Bielsa wouldn’t have time for this pre-match nonsense.

The way our situation is reported on in the national media is so weird, and I’m not sure I’ve seen it happen with other clubs. The approach is basically “what’s best for Steve, is Steve ok, would it have been best for Steve if he walked away x months ago, are people being nasty to Steve”, rather than asking what’s best for Newcastle. With Arsenal the question is whether Arteta is good enough for them, and that’s it, nothing else.

I blame golf. Get rid of golf clubs and all this disappears.

I’m sure Bruce’s position will only be under threat if we’re cut adrift past New Year, and maybe not even then. That’s no reason for fans not to give their opinion and speak the truth though, and the truth is that Bruce isn’t good enough for the club. The team is very capable of playing shit week in week out regardless of what the fans do, or if they’re even in the stadium. That has been proven.

I reckon Klopp is going to call the police after the game or write to his MP. What on earth is he yelling at the officials about for ages after the red has been given.

I’m ashamed that we’ve let one of Ferguson’s donkeys manage us. It’s weird how none of his ex-players that went into management seem to have any tactical nous.

Pickford always gets away with it when he fucks up for England.

It looks like it's watching someone jump off a roof.

On the one hand I think it's bollocks for all the same reasons as everyone else, but on the other hand club football is an irritating soulless husk, I like watching games but none of it feels like it means anything.

Yeah good luck with the relegation dickheads. I like how they tried to convince us we're not a disaster on the pitch at the end there.

I think I’d rather get relegated without Hatchet Choudhury than with him.

Sky is turgid. Dwight McNeil is a good player, he should get a move to a big club Raphinha is a good player, he should get a move to a big club They don’t even realise they’re doing it

If that means Lingard is staying at Man U then that’s a disaster for him. He should’ve been pushing as hard as possible to leave this summer.

If you don't send him off then there's not much penalty for handling on the line. Everyone would take a pen over a certain goal.

Newcastle fans just want entertainment and Bruce is giving them it. The Geordies would rather draw 2-2 than win 1-0.

Yes, it's only this transfer window that Man U have spent massive money, until a few months ago they were a plucky underdog.

By the time Newcastle get another realistic takeover bid these clubs will probably have the official veto on PL club ownership they were demanding with project big picture.

Gary Neville will be happy, when he’s not been saving the game he’s been gasping for Man U to spend more.

This is comfortably the most repulsive window ever. After all the stressing over the financial future of the game, watching a select few clubs wave tens of millions about all over the place on a whim is disgusting. Games gone.