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I always took "weight" to mean large amounts of cocaine or heroin intended for street distribution. This is what I am referring to when I say that word.

I am sure that clubs can offer a contract, but surely the agent can talk to whoever he wants and develop an idea of what clubs are going to pursue his client at the end of the season.

Deviation from topic. I know everyone dislikes him, but Suarez is a top class player and the best player at his club by a ridiculous distance. Also, Vermaelen and Van Persie have been acceptable.

If Spurs lose today, I think they (hope) that they'll finish sixth. I think they would be an easier team to catch than Chelsea.

Is France the only league where they can simply postpone matches because of midweek European obligations? It seems somewhat ridiculous that the massively important OM-Montpellier match from this weekend has been canceled so we can focus on losing the second leg of a European tie. Beren, are you going to wait until the Villa bet is a mathematical impossibility before removing it from your signature? I think the Liverpool man is safe.

Missed this - excellent. Nah, insult. Marlo was evil, Cisse is real. He is Wee-bay. The people's killer.

I have been laughing maniacally since Carroll went off. This is like a movie, I don't think I've actually gotten out of bed yet.

What a brilliant day. Everything is amazing.

Gutierrez is a left sided Dani Alves, except much worse in every aspect of fullback play. He has to be replaced.

Today, Tiote reminds me of the Black person on Phoneshop.

Pardew needs to put Santon on at halftime.

Ben Arfa is in amazing form right now and Cisse is sending the ball flying into the net from all angles. It must be terrifying to defend us currently. Brilliant.

Not true. They played pretty well the first season they were up under MM. Even then, they were well in the bottom half and had very little talent (especially going forward) I don't believe the squad hey have now represents any sort of decline from 2010.

What happened to Wolves, btw? They have been a poor team ever since they were promoted, but when did they become so much worse than everyone else?

Brilliant free kick routine. I need to sleep.

Some idiot swears the internet and is removed from society for 50 days? The whole thing is completely disgusting. Someone should find Flatline's personal details and forward them to Northumbria Police. He might be given life.

I thought Chelsea (our main rival) looked very good tonight. They don't have the lungs or consistency to maintain good form over the course of a league season, but they've looked much more solid under Di Ma TT eo. They have difficult fixtures ahead and will be heavily engaged trying to win silverware in the FA Cup/Champions League, so hopefully they drop some tired points.

It looks a penalty in slow motion, but in real-time Murphy stopped running and invited contact from from a player sprinting back at full speed. I hate the inferior United more than any club, but that would have been harsh, imo.

I refuse to believe this team scored 5 goals against us. Shame Murphy was so eager to get a penalty when he could have tried to score.

No worries, girl. We bring home a much nicer trophy back from Munich on May 19.

So, there are nine matches left for all teams, and unfancied Montpellier still lead the league on goal difference after PSG failed to beat Bordeaux at home tonight. Seems a battle between Lille, Toulouse, and Lyon for the third and final Champions League position. Meanwhile, OM are.....focusing on their European exploits. The run-in should be fantastic, and I really believe that the title may travel to the south of France this year. Le Classique in is two weeks and it will be a massive game given the title implications.

Benin picked up something like 1 point and two goals in 2008 and 2010 ACNs. They were in our group both times. No one really put in "come purchase me" performances.

Bolton girls are rough.

Jonas's creativity has been a pleasant surprise in the last two matches. It is interesting what he is capable of when he isn't our only outlet from defence/constantly followed by two defenders/spending 70 percent of his time hovering around left back position.