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Christ in a basket. Please forgive me for thinking that 42 goals in almost 180 matches is a poor record. A good number of those games in the 2nd tier (and he hardly set that league alight). Deary me.

They were teetering over the edge but this news gave them the final little nudge. If the club decides to offload Longstaff I'd wager a fair few more will be convinced as well.

Just had confirmation from a family member that they're chucking theirs. 10 year deal, DDs paid since Feb. Hopefully the other 2 of our lot follow suit.

Why even type that second sentence out, man. What a pleb.

Didn't go to Leicester though did it? Would you go to Leicester in a helicopter?

There's varying reports of people claiming reimbursement through their bank as part of the direct debit agreement. I've seen cases where it's been politely declined and others where they claim they've successfully received a refund. If people have had success then great, I'm all for anything that hurts Ashley, but you're relying on sheer goodwill there from the bank. They can obviously give you money back as they can do what they want in that regard but I can't see how they can in turn get the money back from the club. The Direct Debit Guarantee protects you when the amount you've been billed is incorrect, or taken out at the wrong time, or a change is made to the amount without you being given 10 days' notice. It doesn't let you get your money back just because you've decided you don't want the product anymore. If the bank decided to refund someone and then take the money back from Newcastle, Newcastle would have every right to tell the bank to gtf. Just reiterating that some people claim to have been successful with it, despite it being outside of the wording of the DD guarantee.

I don't care if this is a bite, or whatever, but seriously, stop this. Its utterly annoying and repetitive, and quite frankly ruining the Football section of the site. I get banter, but this isnt that. This is just being an asshole repeating whatever point your trying to make. We should be talking about what a great game of football that was, and an advert to the womens game, not your patter. You're encouraging him.

They're bold, I'll give you that.

This offsides business is absolutely wank. No advantage gained whatsoever. If it’s offside, it’s offside, should there be an advantage? Would be like goal line technology just deciding it’s a goal if 90% of the ball crosses the line. The whole of the ball over the whole of the line. Offside should be the same. That’s not the law though. I know but I'm saying I'm of the opinion that it should be. I think the game would be better for it. I don't want every single decision to be absolutely perfect, especially if it takes several minutes and 50 replays to determine whether something was or wasn't. Goal-line technology - yes. Clear and obvious errors - yes. Really subjective/too close to call decisions - hell no.

This offsides business is absolutely wank. No advantage gained whatsoever. If it’s offside, it’s offside, should there be an advantage? Would be like goal line technology just deciding it’s a goal if 90% of the ball crosses the line. The whole of the ball over the whole of the line. Offside should be the same.

This offsides business is absolutely wank. No advantage gained whatsoever. It's the absolute pits, man. The aim is to score goals. This "if your bonce/heel/knee is off, you're off" unfairly favours defenders. You've completely lucked out if the attacker slips past you and there's no 'daylight'.

VAR With the right outcome yet again. You are so weird.

Isn't VAR supposed to be for "clear and obvious" decisions? That was so marginal it was unreal.

In where ? At the training ground I'd assume?

There's varying reports of people claiming reimbursement through their bank as part of the direct debit agreement. I've seen cases where it's been politely declined and others where they claim they've successfully received a refund.

Domestic violence?

Aye, it's gonna be fucking class!

Are you watching live on BBC one?

Was that celebration her taking a hit?

That corner.

Definitely. She's just clattered into her.

Lovely goal, that. Make America shite again!

Aal owa the shop at the moment.

#wait