NEEJ

Ask any supporter of a Premier League club if they'd be happy with Ashley or Bruce. There's no comeback from that.

Please stop this.

Not that he would anyway and nor should he. I doubt sky are telling him to tweet how much he loves Dennis Wise, a convicted criminal, who actively and willingly destroyed our club and a legend. He’s a fucking prick and he knows exactly what he’s doing, you don’t see Mike Wedderburn lauding people City fans hate do you? Edit: see above. Loves the club does our Pete Did he delete that? Seems to be referencing it in his later tweets so I'll assume he did. Bobby died almost 10 years ago, man. Whose endorsement is he going to bring up next, Jackie Milburn?

Oliver Kay of the times: "For all the groans that have greeted news of the approach for Bruce, Newcastle’s supporters should perhaps be thankful for the small mercy of an experienced manager willing to entertain the idea of trying to clear up the mess." Prontonising bollocks.

https://chochilino.com/2019/07/10/rod-stewart-asks-newcastle-crowd-about-steve-bruce-becoming-manager-and-says-hell-call-talksport-after-the/

The same people sticking up for Colback as well. Fucking hell man. Even if you ignore his celebrations directed at NUFC fans when playing for the mackems, he literally sulked and picked up his wages for the best part of a year.

Harsh as fuck on the Hoss, like. The rest of it is spot on.

Stop watching his videos, man.

This one? Would've taken you less time to search for it than it did to type your question out.

Too important he's played about 7 games and 0 goals and barely an assist? He was hardly pulling up trees in league 1 last year was he? You've already admitted you've barely watched the lad play. He scored against Burnley as well as against Blackburn in the FA cup. He was quite often our best player during the run of games he started. He won the penalty against Man City. By all accounts he was brilliant for Blackpool. A quick online search would have given you this information.

Fuuuuuuucking hell. People like this actually exist. Humanity is fucked.

How on earth is it heartening to know that?

Grows like the clapppers, doesn't it?

Just wanted to use the Sholamoji.

Who scored the other two? You're kidding, right?

'What he's done within the ground is fantastic.'

No one. What's the rush? Fitness testing and conditioning work this week. Season is aaages away.

Oh, he's definitely on the list. Some genuinely unbelievable stuff from roly-poly Kev, there.

Rubbish haiku

As much of a cretin as he may be, don't let that put you off joining. He's not their spokesperson, the chair has already confirmed that. You can then vote him off the board when the time comes round. It's only a quid.

It's only just started, man. #wait

Great apart from "the opening home game with Tottenham", not that it matters like.

It would be good business if it was £30m without clauses, if we were run like a normal football club that reinvests in the team, and we had a manager/backroom staff. Unfortunately none of that is the case.