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He doesn't care, man!

No. Swear it started off all skew-whiff.

Have they changed the main camera position? It doesn't look right.

The BBC live feed was saying Darlow would get an assist for Miggy's goal as the last NUFC player to touch the ball beforehand. Wut. They've badly interpreted how assists work or have I had it wrong all this time?

This was me: Aaaand this was also me: I'd say KDB for Sterling and Son for Alli. Take my advice with pinch of salt. This is coming from someone who triple-captained Vardy this GW

It's beyond embarrassing. Reading that Athletic interview with Laurent Robert this morning just reinforced how much of a shadow of its former self the club now is.

You already burned through your free articles, like? Very brief summary - Bobby was like a father to him. He was happiest whilst playing for NUFC. Souness is a cunt. Regretted the Portsmouth move (and Derby). Hasn't been to town for about 7 years and misses it greatly but the club have never asked him back. Very briefly covers both the Anal Oliver incident (I'm assuming he's the journalist in question) and the Bernard KO. Nothing revelatory in there, but a good read nonetheless. He'll have his UEFA Pro License by next year as well. A very unlikely candidate.

And numerous examples of you calling toon fans idiots for still holding an interest. Divn't hoy stones, man.

Cover star for FourFourTwo for December. Could be interesting.

Alnwick Colback, Campbell, Lazaar Obertan, de Jong, Smith, Amalfitano de Jong, Riviere, Cabella

16.

Was sat right behind the goal for this one. Crackers. Set the tone for his first half a season.

Great shouts. That Norwich match was incredible.

1)Ben Arfa vs Bolton 2)Ben Arfa vs Blackburn 3)Ben Arfa vs Everton 4)Ben Arfa vs Fulham (H) 5)Ben Arfa vs Aston Villa Seriously though, Cisse's second vs Chelsea and Tiote's Arsenal leveller are both up there. Ridiculous. Yo Cabs' free-kick vs Man Utd at home was special. I also loved the Perez winner vs Brighton in the Championship, and Jonas' vs West Ham as 'moments'.

So strange, man.

In an absolute shambles of a formation: Krul Debuchy Colo Lascelles Enrique Cabaye Tiote Ben Arfa Remy Cisse Ba Honourable mentions to Dubravka, Schar, Sissoko, and Jonas (for sheer likeability rather than talent).

Just watched the highlights. It looked like we had the better of them most of the time, which is surprising but welcome. Miggy and ASM are never gonna score, though.

That was the joke though. The joke is the fact loads of idiots on football forums thought it was real Who in their right mind would think a fan would be so positive Pardew they would go to the trouble of dressing up and writing a placard supporting him Who in their right mind would think a fan would be so intent on wumming football forumers into thinking they liked Pardew so much they would go to the trouble of dressing up and writing a placard supporting him?

It's not his fault his STAR GEORDIE STRIKER was injured in the build up. It could all have been different.

It’s the sort of tackle you make where you don’t want to hurt yourself. Easy to use going for the ball as an excuse. Nonsense. https://twitter.com/mtkigz/status/1188480963673808897?s=21 That could have done his knee man. It wasn't at pace at all - it was the second part of the challenge. No real risk of harm other than a graze. Still pictures show nothing man. ON - you're looking for something that isn't there. That photo means absolutely nowt.

"Neves... Looks to be okay." You don't say?

Don't be stupod. The way Neves was rolling around there, man. What a prick.