NEEJ

It's bad enough we're gonna have to watch them floated up top to Ayoze all season again but to see them all over the forum as well? Come on.

Phil Neville's Valencia's new assistant coach?

McClaren needs to let go of that island atop his head, like. It's ridiculous.

https://m.flickr.com/#/photos/40191515@N05/19320549956/ Look at the size of Lascelles on that photo in comparison to the other two.

It's the worst one ever. Bring back Mitre.

That new Premier League football is the most disgusting football I've ever seen.

It's the 'keepers.

Give over, Carver never saw failure in himself or the team. This guy has acknowledged that they failed but he always has the ability to bounce back and learn from his mistakes. The guy is nothing like Carver. He came across really well the other day when I saw him on TV. He seemed very articulate and informed, certainly lightyears ahead of Mr Charver.

Class.

I'm gonna miss "HIT WILLO!".

Some strike for England's second, like. I let out a bit of an 'Ohhhhhhhh!'.

Said he'd have his backroom team in place by last Monday. That's gone well.

Probably wont look as bad as ours this season, like.

Unbelievable resemblance.

Looks like someone shopped him onto a backdrop of the Spurs boycott.

11 less than Neymar 1 more than Neymar, 18 less than Messi We only conceded 6 more than Messi scored as well. Imagine having an 18-goal a season striker.

How many goals did NUFC score in total this season? Just as a depressing comparison.

Mike Ashley, the club owner, SENSATIONALLY leaves the NUFC board but still owns the club. Wew.

Reds are shite.

You're incredible, Cronky.

Just looking at the previous page. Womblemaster made a normal-ish post. Wew.