NEEJ

Deuce the imp.

Nothing has changed.

I was 6"2 at 16. Still 6"2.

Vieira? Eyyyyyyy?

How does Murphy keep getting the gig? He's horrendous.

Poor Gunners, stuck in purgatory. My heart bleeds for them.

I was angry at the time because it felt like Given had upped and left us right in the shit. Having seen what followed I don't blame him one bit, despite the snidey way he went about it.

I thought Koscielny had his top over his heed in celebration like an absolute fruit loop but it turns out Vlaar pulled it up. Creased.

Villa are getting bummed to the high heavens here.

Helluva strike from Sanchez, mind. Wew. The state of Agbonlahor, man.

100,000 Dortmund fans in Berlin. Wew.

He's cack. If we were a proper club he'd be nowhere near the matchday squad and therefore not worthy of a new contract. They've probably offered him a bag of magic beans anyway, so I wouldn't bet against him turning it down.

Hope he absolutely slates Ashley et al. properly at some stage. Top man.

Why are leaders allowed to sit multiple terms? It's absolutely mental. It should be one term and you're done. Move on to the next one. But FIFA.

Thank god for that. Cheers for the over the wall and all that.

Sad to see him go as he genuinely cares but he should have been gone about two years ago. Chuffed he outlasted Pardew and got his moment on Sunday though.

Fuck off, Puma.

Blatantly the same bloke that was trying to peddle them on here a few months back. Why you'd want anything resembling the Wonga logo on your shirt, regardless of the cringeworthy "message" it contains, is beyond me.

The Barca one is ridiculous.

The patch is in case we get into Europe, man. Of course.

Does Lee Ryder write their copy? Jesus.

I'm sure you've got people to talk to but if you ever need a place to vent, this is as good as any place. You won't go ignored.

Teen spirit, that.

All the best mate.

Noticed both of those today. Get in, man. Nobody likes you John. You wrinkly faced scrotum head.