NEEJ

He looks like Gerrard put his face into one of those fat face apps.

Jesus, man.

Perfectly normal.

I remember some Lisboner telling me and my mate just how shit he was and how it was hilarious how much Norwich paid for him when we went over for the Benfica match. Seems he wasn't wrong.

Walters scores to justify the Luton - Stoke pick by Sky.

There has to be highlights to adhere to the League Cup rules, Shirley? Actually looking forward to highlights, what the hell is this feeling?

GOAT.

Hell has frozen over. Please let this be Moke's parting gift. PLEASE!

Spellman?

Glorious.

Are they ever gonna show our goals?

Looks like he borrowed the bloke from Up's glasses. What a helmet.

Only in America, man.

What a player Sanchez is. He's relentless.

That Sanchez effort that went out off the post, man. Unreal football.

Aye much better to stay lying down at let him have a shot unchallenged I'm not trying to bash him. Tackling/blocking with your head whilst on the floor is a ridiculous action in my book though.

He tried something ridiculous, either way.

Massively disappointed that MotD2 haven't shown Terry's shinpads.

Terry with the world's smallest shin pads, there.

Paul Walsh's glasses. What on earth, man?

It was a good point but not the brilliant performance some are making it out to be. Man Utd are absolutely bobbins. We invited far too much pressure in the second half and could have relieved some of that by actually having a go. I've got a feeling I'm not gonna like McClaren's substitutions.

Was that the one at the end? He nearly tore Colo's shirt off, man. It was a fair aerial duel. What are you going on about man, you knacker? It was a clear foul that the referee missed.

Hopefully some lunatic puts a bid in for him this week so we can get shot of the waste of space. I'm sick and tired of wishing for his exit.

Was that the one at the end? He nearly tore Colo's shirt off, man.