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I remember being warned by a ref for that and I thought he was making it up as I'd never seen the rule enforced. Surely Ben Arfa did that yesterday when he beat Riise - he definitely ran off the pitch on purpose. It's one of those rules never enforced at the top. Just like how foul throws are never done in the PL. Exactly, it's there in the rules but rarely enforced. I was once almost sent off for standing in the opposition half as I kicked off.

What ridiculous logic they've used to include Cisse. Had more shots on target than any other player. Didn't score. Team of the week.

Andre Marriner has been caning the sunbeds.

Brilliant pressing on show from Liverpool here. Why can't we work on that?

He was loving it at the end the match like. Proper milked it.

What an idiot.

It's brilliant how he pushes the whole 'ultimate pro' thing, when he's a bloke who once sat in the centre circle and refused to play because the world was against him. Silly little facist cunt.

no he didnt. there should have been one change, remy for shola. You reckon? I thought we played our best stuff after the changes. Remy added that last bit of spark we needed.

First match for half a year or so? Looks like a class act.

The bloke's face is melting. Fair play to him today, he made the right changes at the right times.

What a man.

Absolute morons booing him today. As if you'd take Ashley & Co's side over his. Fuck off and don't come back you utter cretins.

We weren't moving though.

I was just thinking Mourinho had been all to quiet and uncontroversial so far this season.

This post starts off so serious, it completely throws you off and then BAM!, classic Oakie.

93% passing accuracy so far according to FourFourTwo. Impressive.

Nice to see him doing well, he's a lovely little footballer. Some goal tonight too, even if the defending was a but suspect.

Woah, when did Arda Turan get so scary?

Sheeit.

All this play acting is awful. Embarrassing stuff.

I actually thought he was about to stick the nut on the ref.

How did de Costa get away with that there? He's just growled in the ref's face for a good minute.

The current crop of Adidas football boots. What the fuck happened man? They're horrific.