NEEJ

Chomp, chomp, chomp.

What's going on here?

I once dreamt I had a fight with Kevin Nolan in my back garden. I say fight, it was more like me kicking as he tried to get away.

Pothead.

Rosenior at left back apparently. Ouch.

On a side note though, aren't these 'gay laces' not a bit patronising? Kinda like saying you're homosexual so you must love rainbows.

Wew.

You've just got to love the bloke. He's mental, but in the most positive of ways. Imagine if he played every game this season?

What was Shelvey doing there, man?

http://i.imgur.com/GoHDJie.png Missile.

What a man.

Trevor Francis loves HBA. He talks about him quite a lot in the matches I've seen with him commentating. I'm sure he slated him at every opportunity last season.

We're hammering the opposition with shots now as well, what's going on?

He sees his next pass before he's even got the ball.

Delighted for him.

Looked like the player we all thought he would be today.

We have been blessed.

Won't be able to sit down for a week.

What a little bitch is Delph.

Back in beast mode.

Cabaye still floating his set penis.

We need a nice calm head to see us out. Tiote.

YOAANNNNNNN

Look at the clip of them.