NEEJ

Has to be. Fucking moron, Taylor.

I think he is actually a little bit retarded.

I'd let Arsenal have Cabaye for nowt if they also agree to take Tiote off our hands.

He's pretty much the only thing that's keeping me positive at the minute.

"They're going for it, Newcastle." Are we really?

When did Jamie Carragher turn into a likeable bloke?

This is gonna be good.

Wanker.

Cheers, Arsene. Bidding just before our game tonight.

It's a bit worrying that Pellegrini already seems to have a better grasp of the English language than Pardew.

Cracking header from Isco. Not a bad debut at all.

Right, now he's getting annoying. He'll be out of the match tomorrow with RSI if he's not careful.

Wonder how many death threats he's had in the few hours he's been on? FTM.

Say whaat?

People are being so ungrateful in here. We had to fork out £250k to install Hawkeye, how can we be expected to spend any money on transfer targets?

Ancelotti's eye.

6 seconds BITCH You got me, yo.

Proud to hear that Shola's got his big move to Chelsea. Well deserved.

Spurs have been very lucky in this last few minutes.

Why is there music in that video?

I'm really looking forward to seeing how Soldado does in England. Cracking player. The Spurs kit is great too.

His whole face is. Could someone dig out that Bruce photoshop where his face is replaced by an old bloke's torso please?

It's better than MotD's.

If the defender doesn't have control of the ball then it should be a free kick, simple as.

It was disgusting stuff. Pardew was even persisting with him at left back as well. He hasnt played LB since that game unless you mean just in that game where we used all our subs well before the second goal went in so had little choice but to persist with him. He put him at left back the next game at West Brom after Haidara went off, didn't he?