NEEJ

Did all you crazy Americans watch Sky Sports News all night as well?

Looks like the garlic and chips lad blacked up and put a wig on.

Some of these last minute transfers, man. It almost makes you glad we didn't do any business tonight. (almost)

That Asian lad behind the reporter at Tottenham is terrifying.

I think the reporter at the emirates might be dead.

So that they don't have to put up with 3 months of intense criticism I suppose. Makes me feel like http://i.imgur.com/wHlcaoH.png :lol: f***ing hell! Sheeeeeeeit! Can this be a smiley please? I'm in bits here.

So that they don't have to put up with 3 months of intense criticism I suppose. Makes me feel like http://i.imgur.com/wHlcaoH.png :lol: Fucking hell! Sheeeeeeeit!

He's still as much of a cunt as he's always been, perhaps more so now.

David Craig is a fucking wanker. I don't know what people expect of him.

Palnese, man. Your sig.

The pictures he's just put on twitter of Jonas. Probably a giggs like.

Is this Roberto any good, VI?

What a lovely interchange that was between Messi and Neymar. Shame Messi dragged it wide.

Soz.

Athletico are doing a fine job of turning every game they play into a massive farce.

Spanked that home there, Xabi Prieto.

He loves that ball across the six yard box like. Gobbles them up.

Giroud didn't jump into the crowd there for fear of ruining his hair.

I remember being warned by a ref for that and I thought he was making it up as I'd never seen the rule enforced. Surely Ben Arfa did that yesterday when he beat Riise - he definitely ran off the pitch on purpose. It's one of those rules never enforced at the top. Just like how foul throws are never done in the PL. Exactly, it's there in the rules but rarely enforced. I was once almost sent off for standing in the opposition half as I kicked off. That ref was a bit harsh like We were late arriving since some moron had filled the minibus up with the wrong fuel or something. My standing in the other half tipped him over the edge. I ignored him at first, thinking he was taking the piss. He clearly wasn't and went nuts. It was the Prudhoe 6th form football coach circa 2008 if anyone remembers him. What a colossal cunt.

I remember being warned by a ref for that and I thought he was making it up as I'd never seen the rule enforced. Surely Ben Arfa did that yesterday when he beat Riise - he definitely ran off the pitch on purpose. It's one of those rules never enforced at the top. Just like how foul throws are never done in the PL. Exactly, it's there in the rules but rarely enforced. I was once almost sent off for standing in the opposition half as I kicked off.

What ridiculous logic they've used to include Cisse. Had more shots on target than any other player. Didn't score. Team of the week.

Andre Marriner has been caning the sunbeds.

Brilliant pressing on show from Liverpool here. Why can't we work on that?

He was loving it at the end the match like. Proper milked it.