NEEJ

Strange one.

Nice strike from Cleverley there.

Under 21s?

Where was the marking? You can't let van Persie wander about on his own like that man.

I had it for a bit but it was absolute horseshite for the most part.

The world isn't ready for the possibility of Joe Kinnear popping on screen in 3D.

Paul Robinson looks absolutely thrilled to be on GSS.

Possibly. IMO, not in any particular order: Mourinho, Wenger, Guardiola, Benitez, AVB, Klopp, Ancelotti, Deschamps and Conte all have some claim to a list of the top managers. Deschamps?

If we don't add another striker and at least one winger then I think we're gonna struggle. Pull your fingers out, you cunts.

£15 / £5 Cash turnstiles will be open from 4.30pm on Saturday afternoon and will be located at: 17,18 - Leazes Stand Middle Tier 31,32 - Leazes Stand Middle Tier 54,55 - Gallowgate Stand Middle Tier 64,65 - Gallowgate Stand Middle Tier £15 for this?

That pizza sums up Scotland nicely.

Sammy doesn't care like. No one escapes the camera.

Dekka Wright.

I can remember getting in and checking this mortal drunk in the morning. I didn't realise until the next afternoon that I'd been had. I was genuinely gutted.

I doubt a thread on N-O figures on the list of aims for Sports Direct News, but tbf who knows? It's clouded in mystery as ever. Guess who wins again.

NWOAT. You're giving them what they want.

Danny Simpson scored? Edit: Against Exeter. Oh.

Class.

What a load of horseshit that is from Gignac. I'm sure you'd be off like a shot if Real came calling, you fat bastard.

There was no apostrophe needed there, mate.

The badge is exactly what you'd expect under the current lot at the club. It's tacky as fuck.

Lerds of crosses. Lerds. Not that they'll go anywhere, but lerds of crosses.

OVER THE FUCKING LINE!

The clip of him in his Voi shirt.