NEEJ

Remember ... There is no easy route to becoming a footballer. It is important that you develop skill and play and train with enthusiasm at the highest level you can.

Thank fuck for Mike Ashley and SD...

The ending to the tale.

Doesn't seem too bad at direct free kicks judging by his few efforts on that FA video.

We've spent not a penny.

Did all you crazy Americans watch Sky Sports News all night as well?

Looks like the garlic and chips lad blacked up and put a wig on.

Some of these last minute transfers, man. It almost makes you glad we didn't do any business tonight. (almost)

That Asian lad behind the reporter at Tottenham is terrifying.

I think the reporter at the emirates might be dead.

So that they don't have to put up with 3 months of intense criticism I suppose. Makes me feel like http://i.imgur.com/wHlcaoH.png :lol: f***ing hell! Sheeeeeeeit! Can this be a smiley please? I'm in bits here.

So that they don't have to put up with 3 months of intense criticism I suppose. Makes me feel like http://i.imgur.com/wHlcaoH.png :lol: Fucking hell! Sheeeeeeeit!

He's still as much of a cunt as he's always been, perhaps more so now.

David Craig is a fucking wanker. I don't know what people expect of him.

Palnese, man. Your sig.

The pictures he's just put on twitter of Jonas. Probably a giggs like.

Is this Roberto any good, VI?

What a lovely interchange that was between Messi and Neymar. Shame Messi dragged it wide.

Soz.

Athletico are doing a fine job of turning every game they play into a massive farce.

Spanked that home there, Xabi Prieto.

He loves that ball across the six yard box like. Gobbles them up.

Giroud didn't jump into the crowd there for fear of ruining his hair.