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I couldn't give a shit about the sponsor, if it was a lovely shirt then I'd buy it. It's rank, unfortunately.

I hope it doesn't really have voetbalshirts.com all over it.

He does kind of have a point in fairness to him. There's far too many self proclaimed European football experts on here.

I'll forever remember that place after one of my mate's projectile vomited on command on the dancefloor about three times in the space of ten minutes.

Lineker loves a good dig at Shearer like.

Skirge will be mortified.

Tevez to Juventus confirmed. Intradesting.

Worst part is that when he doesn't go into a game like that he's pretty much an excellent CB. It's like he's got something loose in his head. That's exactly what confuses me the most about him. It's not like he needs to act like that to gain an advantage, since he's got everything a footballer needs in terms of talent and ability.

Luiz is incredible, like. He's a complete buffoon. It's as if he goes into each match aiming to do something to deliberately hinder his team.

I thought he was banned for another week?

Can't believe we've never looked to sign someone from the far east.

Must be one of the longest sponsorship deals in football, that one.

Are Nigerians allergic to goals?

Nice header that from Torres. Spain scoring from a cross. Who'd have thought it?

Very cuntish from Brighton. Wow.

There goes any interest in tonight's match for me.

7pm the Mirror said.

Bet Lawro would love to get pulled in the penalty area.

Wants to join the Toon last I heard. Sharaaway man!

He blows before the shot is taken. I'm sure he's refereed one of my matches on a Saturday afternoon.

Look at the state of the club crest on there, man.

Kinnear reappearing on the scene doesn't change that fact that he did a f***ing awful job last season. I've still got zero faith in him being able to get good players working as a unit going forwards and defending. He's just not up to it, he cant do it. You can buy him as many internationals as you want but the man simply can't mould them into anything resembling a cohesive football team. The current turmoil doesn't alter what's been and gone. Agree. Having ANOTHER incompetent dick like Kinnear on the scene doesn't mean two wrongs making a right. As I said before give Pardew Messi, Rooney, Ronaldo and another dozen world class players and he'd still have NUFC struggling. He's not up to this level I somehow think we'd be fine whoever was in charge with a squad of world class players, like.

He just had to do a twattish celebration, didn't he? I wish Buffon had dived for the freekick there, it always looks even better if you belt it past the keeper who's at full stretch.

Super from Mario that. Quality finish as well, such a sweet strike.