NEEJ

I'd sign Keown up. He looks like he's in cracking shape.

Why?

Same.

That whole scene is brilliant.

It's not the mistaken names that got me, it was the horrendous lies and shameful lack of professionalism shown. The bloke is a complete embarrassment and I'm ashamed he was ever associated with this club, even more so now he's our DoF.

Because he's as thick as pigshit.

Lads, he is clearly Al's pal. He knows what he's talking about.

Spoiler that shit man. NSFW.

Tahiti's biggest ever win was 30-0.

Howay man ref, you could've given that.

This will end up with someone butting in and getting banned.

I'm off to Japan to watch the J League.

They might as well wrap up the tournament tonight, because every match after this is blatantly going to be absolutely shite.

Cisse-esque goal mooching there. Dafty.

Whitey for Japan.

Look at the way the Japanese are playing the football about man. Miles ahead of how England play.

How did they miss that?

Racist ハーフナー・マイク

Mike Havanaar?

The Japanese love their hair dye.

You can't give a pelanty for that, man.

I hope at the very least, Kinnear has had a haircut. The fucking tramp.

Mike Ashley is a cunt. Nice of my predictive text to know that Ashley was to follow Mike before I'd even typed A.

Terrifying stuff this. We now have no one remotely capable of running the club and a nutjob on a power trip who owns it all.

Actually a decent 5 fixtures after Man City.