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I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and going with the dropping of the bow immediately after releasing the arrow is because he knows he's split his target's heed clean open. He doesn't miss.

From my sample size of 3 people, it would appear that Apple pay = no barcode, whereas Google wallet = barcode.

There's usually a wide range of available turnstiles on the ticket. Mine would've officially let me in about 6 different turnstiles yesterday. The problem was they were all rammed. I don't think it was even down to there being more old people in the East Stand. It seemed like one in every 10 people or so had an issue with it detecting their ticket. Multiple tickets on one device seemed to be a right clart which was also slowing things down. If it's the same again for Liverpool they're going to have to rethink the whole thing.

They're unhinged. The system is apparently rigged against Liverpool. They also keep mentioning us alongside Chelsea and Man City as teams that are flagrantly breaking the FFP rules.

Had no idea he'd even been on the pitch until checking the match reports this morning. Anonymous.

Wish the shitty ticketing system had allowed me to be in the ground in time for the display!

HBA for me, like. Otherwise the statement holds.

There's definitely something seriously satisfying about the way he managed to connect.

Emoji this plz.

Town was absolutely buzzing afterwards. Can't quite believe how convincing we were.

Need to go for the juggler here, like!

Him crippling Mings then doing the same to Konsa(?) in second half was absolutely majestic. That second finish

Watched it, loved it.. Was proper welling up watching the Longstaff bits.

Maybe they've commissioned Hanz' additional-time extravaganza?

Is it actually worth a visit? Walk past it now and then and can't work it out.

Scheeeeit

I for one am shocked that Hopey has managed to put a negative spin on something NUFC-related.

The parody is the Edwards account.

There should surely be an official means to transfer your ticket in the event of an emergency, like. I don't think there's anything particularly outlandish about that.

Grim.

Haven't they earmarked the old Barker & Stonehouse building for this?

Howld on, he's English? I've been working on the assumption he was some overseas wonderkid Chelsea had stolen from his parents at a young age.

If it's just sheer incompetence they need to get the word out yesterday, like. Anyone who's not up in arms about this is a wrong'un. Fuck: "this is the way the game's going". Seriously, fuck right off with that bollocks. It's meant to be the universal sport that connects all walks of life. Yes we need to generate more revenue, but this is absolutely the worst way to do it (if it is indeed their intention). I can just about to afford to pay £74 a match, but if I'm entering a ballot I want to do so safe in the knowledge that people haven't been unfairly priced out (or at least scared off by the prospect of being tied to a ticket at that price point if they have the misfortune of being selected for it in the ballot). It fucking honks, man.

Was just a great mix between locally brewed options and solid larger companies' offerings from what I remember. And admittedly that's not a lot. I was absolutely paralytic, so I'm probably bigging it up more than it deserves.

Funny to see him genuinely embarrassed by the swearing at the end there.