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There's a bloke that wanders around Shields with the wildest snide I've ever seen. It's adidas, thick stripes, and I think it has Saudia on the front.

I think you'll find it's a duck's arse around these parts, pal.

Bronze has been aaful.

Geet up!

Ridiculous that, like. No need to take as long as they did. The spectacle of that announcement as well.

Howay, man. Get over yourself and get on fucking board. It's fucking mint.

To be fair he was suspended last time round against Liverpool. To discount him against Arsenal at home the first time round is ludicrous. He's brilliant but needs others to step up. Enjoy him while he's here instead of analysing his every move (that's more aimed at others than LFEE). He'll beast most, if not all, of the visitors to SJP.

Activated my 30 day trial because the eps weren't available on the dodgy app.

I am ready to get hurt. Hurt real bad. HTL!

Looks like a cruise ship mated with a shopping centre.

That Bruno thing is dubbed, right?

The pork shop? Shut down not too long ago.

looks so sluggish going through that slalom as well. Why the fuck is there a car clip inserted in there?

Very exciting signing. Love the way he seems to be able to effortlessly leave players for dead when he's on the ball. Imagine Isak on the end of some of those crosses, man?

Discontinued in 2015 apparently. Did like them, mind. https://retro-vixen.com/what-happened-to-frosties-sweets/

I can't remember ever looking forward this much to a game against this lot before. Guaranteed to end in VAR-induced tears.

It's weird as fuck. Almost a form of self-harm.

We've played one game. The tone of that account really irks me for some reason. Jumps on whatever they think will make them sound the most knowledgeable at that particular time and presents it with unjustified authority. Their opinions change with the wind.

It got a small airing in the Strawberry corner on Saturday like. No idea why it hasn't caught on beyond that though.

He'll be elite as fuck and he'll do it with us.

Found that far more interesting than it should've been.

Where the fuck is the match cam? I need all the content.