NEEJ

Hat trick

Captain Black can fuck right off. Think he's Undesirable No. 1 these days, the creep.

Q1: How long have you been watching football and thought this was the case? Q2: How do you have the confidence to sound so assured of your viewpoint?

Most sprints in the Premier League this season. Unsurprising really.

As good as he was, it seemed as if he still had a few more levels in him, like. Keep him fit and he's going to be absolutely massive over the next few weeks.

I had Hamann on the blue away top and Ferguson on the home one.

Some of our fans, man. "Useless" and "fucking dickhead" were just two of the insults thrown at Lascelles and Dummett as we approached half-time at 0-0 against Man City. I honestly don't know why some people cling onto their tickets. It really doesn't seem like an enjoyable experience for them. They certainly don't contribute to any sort of positive atmosphere because they don't sing.

Can't really get much closer than that to an equaliser. Frustrated but proud of the lads.

Gutted I won't be there, but buzzing to see it on telly!

Claimed it was a shade of blue as well.

I won't pretend to have watched much of Guéhi, but if he's getting in the England squad, big Jam should be in there next time round.

Bloke next to me waffled on about his retirement plans to the lady beside him all first half, barely even watched the match. Odd.

Lascelles bullied the fuck out of him as well. He's a big, useless lump.

I think Haydn was

Enjoy the night lads!

Heza

Get that Round 1 Blacks vs Blues scoreline corrected!

No idea if this is brilliant or if it's worrying.

That'd be tasty. You'd have to massively limit the opponents shots on target, like.

It's an article with no new information. Just says they'd like to bring the East Stand and Gallowgate up to the level of the Leazes/Milburn.

His repeated sprint ability across 90 minutes is something to behold, like. It's even more impressive when you consider he was pretty much done in after an hour last season. He's put some serious graft in over the summer.

Level 7 was actually bouncing, like the concrete was moving. Unbelievable stuff!