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What a load of horseshit that is from Gignac. I'm sure you'd be off like a shot if Real came calling, you fat bastard.

There was no apostrophe needed there, mate.

The badge is exactly what you'd expect under the current lot at the club. It's tacky as fuck.

Lerds of crosses. Lerds. Not that they'll go anywhere, but lerds of crosses.

OVER THE FUCKING LINE!

The clip of him in his Voi shirt.

Demba back, shirley?

He'll only be average at best with that number Terry Tibbs will have you for mocking him like that.

£26m for Soldado. Wow. Not saying he isn't worth it compared to other transfers but the money splashed about in professional football is beyond mental now.

Your avatar and sig.

We got more points in extra time than any other team in the Premier League last season. We also shipped a shedload of goals in the second half though.

Sol was a beast.

You're outgunned by common sense, which is normally a rarity on this board.

Average at best. That's possibly the most ludicrous statement I've ever read on here.

Bash him, Ronny.

Get in Besty.

GOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

So is that sober Joe then?

It's been wild. I didn't expect it to be this bad. It's like a sunday league friendly.

You can talk absolute horseshite at times, but this is a brilliant one.

You're so angry TT.

What the fuck is that on Dowies chin?

Why are they all laughing their tits off?