NEEJ

Apart from last season? Shhhhhh.

TBH.

Bobby Ball It sounds a bit like Michael Owen putting on an accent.

I've missed Simpson's 'crosses'.

Bit of cardboard down your socks, jobs a good'un.

He's pissing it in the Championship.

Fucking hell, get in there Ferguson. Superb free kick.

I really hope they're not his trainers he just tweeted a picture of. Good lord.

Cracking corner as well. Bring him back!

Great goal, horrific hair. 1-0 Brum.

Next tier up is Level 7 balcony.

It's definitely gone.

Ticket for the away match arrived today. Can't wait

Why are you still here? Go away.

I hate Steven Gerrard.

Comical goal to concede. I think that beats the one at Wigan.

Is this actually a real bloke on the megaphone? It's an incredible sound.

Fucking hell, that bloke grunting the chant.

Stevie G.

And that's why you should put someone on the back post. These look like absolute garbage so far.

Very unlucky from the best right back in world football.

Unlucky Rooney. How is James Milner still starting internationals?

Anyway, it would be nice if we had a proper national anthem. This Montenegro one is scary as hell.