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Oh boy.

That second goal. Wow. He's living up to the hype, fair play to the chimp-faced rascal.

You're kidding, right?

It was Carroll who went down. Eh?

Anyone see the bloke in the dugout before? Looked like he was having a good old tug.

Spanish TV's replays of such incidents.

That's ridiculous.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/10/17/article-0-06DBFECC000005DC-478_468x331.jpg FTM.

Hope he misses.

Wasn't a foul given before that? Aye, we were given a free kick outside the box, for handball possibly?

"Gave the ball away? It's alright, I'll just burn you for pace, get there first and backheel it off you for a throw-in."

We still have Ben Arfa to come back into the side. Wow.

That's more like it, you crazy bastard.

Ridiculous bloke, ridiculous goal.

The drilled pass to Gutierrez in the second half was arrow-like. Nearly knocked him down.

Really?... I watched the replays and the ones I saw there was no contact at all... There was clearly contact like.

Williamson in white boots. Look at that man! Is that Danny Simpson behind him wearing white boots too?! He looks like a playmaker there.

Williamson in white boots.

Awful that like.

I'm not even watching the match, but I thought it was in.

Fucking hell. That just set a new low for puns on here.

they probably sneaked uranium into the soup Exactly what I thought too.

He hardly had the best of times here. In my humble etc, he got blamed for the faults of others too often. Can't blame him for celebrating He was on about him grabbing the ball after a foul, wasn't he?