NEEJ

The biggest game since we came back up. Absolutely has to end up with us gaining three points.

Typical.

If only he hadn't went mental at buckteeth.

Webb's an absolute dickhead. Should've stopped play immediately there.

Well done Krul. Safety first. Tiote needs to sort himself out.

Perch and Simpson look identical from afar.

YEE-FUCKING-HAH. Joe Royle, go fuck yourself. (If it is indeed Joe Royle co-commentating )

Satisfied. The lads who've travelled down there are making a racket like.

Ah well.

Here comes the new corner!

It's unbelievable

Yellow again?

How is that not a yellow card? Fucking incompetent cunt.

Oh my.

Fuck off Webb you baldy twat.

Who are these players and when did they learn to pass and play simple football?

Tiote being daft again, inviting the pressure.

Crouch looks like this. http://zeldawiki.org/images/7/7a/OoTRichFatherCursed.png

A SHOT!

BELIEVE!

He's just a block trying to dry his laundry outside the box. Leave him be people.

No chance.

I've got visions of five of our lads colliding, landing in a heap and completely out of the game while Stoke hit us on the counter.