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Jones was pulling one of his many faces there as he watched the ball pass through his legs for the goal.

Nasri there.

They both had no idea about either side there.

Black and white army.

He won it in the end getting 34% of the vote... Bigi Who actually votes in those polls? You have to pay.

Remember the Bowyer fiasco? What happened again? He couldn't play for us in Europe because we didn't register him in time?

Having a neutral section in your ground.

I just saw this on twitter, didn't mention which player it was but I knew it would be Good. How can a professional club field a player without knowing they're ineligible to play? Beggars belief.

Brilliant turn mind.

Bloke yawning in the crowd. Needs to be a GIF:lol: Have we had a shot on target yet?

It's given me marginally more amusement than your patter tbf.

I'm sure Williamson was actually travelling backwards there.

Wish we could switch you off. Oh wait, we can can't we? Ignored.

The extra game tonight shouldn't hurt him since he's had very little football this year anyway. Here's hoping.

Most importantly, where is Hatem? Haven't seen the full list yet. Presumably somewhere between 1st and 1st. There's no HBA. Gerrard makes it in though, of course. Laughable list.

Snow Joke Nuts.

weird, think Martin Samuel has had a breakdown. This. What the f*** was he thinking? Primary school s***. Saw Barton on Twitter on about Jim Royle saying he was gay. I had no idea he meant Samuel. What on earth is that piece all about? It's insane, it sounds like someone hacked his workspace or something. Hope Barton has grounds to sue the moobs off the bearded mug.

Felt I had to include a Chelsea player in there, and Ivanovic is one of my favorite non-NUFC players. An absolute beast wherever he plays in defence. He's also as dirty and as cynical as they come.

Got to completely disagree on this, mental idea. Why is it mental? I'd say they're more deserving than say, a fourth placed team Premier League side.

Wut. I thought I had strange dreams, but that's making me feel a bit less strange.

Scathing.

Him slipping on the ball in the second half was brilliant. It was like that celebration on FIFA where the player looks like they've died.